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[Mindfang had gone to sleep the way she often did, passing out in a messy nest of blankets on top of a bed in a messy room. So when she wakes up in a much neater room, in a much neater bed she's already on her guard. And then it becomes quite clear that this isn't her much smaller, lady like body, but a hulking brutish one, and. If she wasn't used to(ish) the curses by now she'd be freaking out already.

Instead she saves that for a quick trip to the mirror, knocking over a few partially completed robots and sending a tiny horse running. And in the process bumping the SFC into recording. But even then, looking at Darkleer's face reflected back at her, she manages to keep her cool. Sure this body is disgusting, and the likelihood of this idiot being stuck in hers is sickening, but it's an opportunity, and she's never been one to reject opportunities.

And then a smirk splits across her face, and she cackles, a very un-Darkleer sound and frankly quite fucking weird, before she realises what that little blinking light is and hits the off button quite quickly.]

D ---> Hello Vatheon.
D ---> I would like it to be know that I have been lying to you all.
D ---> I am in fact a big stupid, ugly loser, who has no real friends in my home world and for good reasons too.
D ---> I have a tendency to stab those who have done me huge favours like saving my pathetic excuse of a life in the back.
D ---> I am nowhere near the realm of cool or intriguing and you would all be better off not knowing me, so I will understand if you all would like to leave now.

D ---> Also I am a pervert and have a weird obsession with hoodbeasts that I really should have grown out of by now.
D ---> Good day.

(ooc: replies will come from

dickleer)

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Then I'll raze you bald, you wretch.

I'm pretty sure I would still look amazing, unlike you.

Please. You are hardly attractive to begin with. This will just make it more apparent.

And what, you are? Please. You look like the back end of a hoofbeast.

I am going to utterly wreck your body if you even attempt to do anything to mine, understood? And we both know that you're the one who will feel more shame for whatever I do.

Hoofbeasts are majestic creatures with gorgeous backsides, that is hardly an insult.

[Darkleer this is why people call you weird...]

You're already trying to bring shame onto my entire existence!

Wow way to prove my point of you being fucking weird.

[Pointed look.]

You existing is shame enough I think. Shame on the drones for not swatting you earlier.

That is not weird! They are featured in so much work of art for a reason.

Hmph. I think you would be biased in saying that. Of course, if I had been culled so early on, then you would have ended up bleeding in the desert, wouldn't you?

They're so fucking weird. And awkward as hell to look at. And I'm pretty sure there's sweat stains on that one what did you do rub yourself all over it in your "admirations".

Idiot if you didn't exist there would have been plenty of people willing to assist me. [Meaning for her to bully them into it. Though she'd probably be armless then]

That's a treacherous lie! I did no such thing.

Hmph. If there were plenty of people you could have gone to, then you wouldn't have come to me.

You say that But I'm confident it's a lie. It's quite clear my pokerface isn't a skill that comes with my body darling.

You were convenient in that you owed me quite a lot. Still do.

Hmph. I don't need to rub myself on priceless works of art. I'm not so desperate as you no doubtedly are.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Keep denying it. I'm sure eeeeeeeeveryone believes you.

You owed me a life. So you owed the most. I thought I'd be kind and let you work some of that huge debt off.

Yes, kind is certainly a trait that can be applied to you. That's meant in a sarcastic manner, by the way.

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