Anya Jenkins (
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caughtinanetwork2013-08-06 05:39 pm
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[Hello, Vatheon. This should be a very familiar face to most, but speaking in a very different way from the person it actually belongs to. Anya has familiarized herself with what's happening, but that doesn't make her any less upset about it.]
Oh, you have got to be kidding me. No one told me there were any curses awful enough to put me in the body of a man!
Actually, I'm not even a man. I'm a teenager! A teenager with a penis. Oh god.
And you... kid. Whoever this body belongs to. You had better be on your best behavior with mine. I know several things will be very tempting to your little teenage boy brain, especially if you've never seen a real woman naked, but I haven't given you permission to touch any of them.
...what is going on with this boy's wardrobe?
Oh, you have got to be kidding me. No one told me there were any curses awful enough to put me in the body of a man!
Actually, I'm not even a man. I'm a teenager! A teenager with a penis. Oh god.
And you... kid. Whoever this body belongs to. You had better be on your best behavior with mine. I know several things will be very tempting to your little teenage boy brain, especially if you've never seen a real woman naked, but I haven't given you permission to touch any of them.
...what is going on with this boy's wardrobe?
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Though when you can teleport, the distance doesn't really matter.
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You'll feel somewhat strange going in, but there shouldn't be any adverse effects for the first few journeys.
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I've been through portals to dark dimensions before. They're always a little disorienting.
[And in she goes.]
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You'll want to stand back when I light this. I'm still getting a handle on his powers.
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Does this body have any powers? There should be some compensation for having to be male.
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[Different Worlds mean different magics sometimes, after all. Taking a deep breath, he tries to concentrate. He's used Fire spells before himself, he knows how to use his own kind when going Berserk, this shouldn't be too difficult if he just thinks it through. He tries to direct all the excess energy in him and snaps-]
[Okay, that is a slightly bigger FWOOSH of fire than what he was going for, but it's controlled, and that's what matters. The entire pile of clothing is also now on fire. Excellent.]
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[She watches the pile of clothing burst into flames, eyes widening a bit. That was somewhat impressive.]
...we should have brought marshmallows.
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[He's- pretty happy, clearly, as he settles down to watch the big pile of clothes burn. He knows it's petty, but petty has never really felt this good before.]
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[She glances over at him.]
You're really enjoying yourself, huh?
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Am I? [He starts to reach up as if to touch his face before forcing it down again.] I suppose it's because I don't get to- enjoy myself often.
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Because you're normally one of those heartless Nobodies? [It's not spoken as an insult. Just completely matter-of-fact.]
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[He looks a bit surprised before calming down at the statement.]
You've heard about that, then?
[He doesn't actually know how many people have gotten the explanation.]
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You said 'we' when you spoke of your coworker. I assumed you were in the same situation, although there are always physical pleasures.
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I've never really cared for physical pleasure. I've been far too busy. At least, I was before coming here. I suppose I have a lot of free time on my hands now.
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I'd say that's unfortunate, but aside from "scarred," I don't really know what you look like. But you do have plenty of time now to make up for it.
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[A pause as he just watches the fire burn, content.]
...What do you do for fun?
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Our bonfire expedition hasn't been too bad either, considering the circumstances.
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I'm not sure how well this body would take to alcohol... I know the owner likes to pretend he is a big deal, but he's honestly something of a... Hm. A dork, I suppose.
[Wow, he hasn't used a phrase like that in years. Then again, it fits Axel to a 't'.]
You said something about marshmallows, didn't you?
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I wasn't suggesting sex now. That would just be incredibly disturbing. Even traumatizing.
This body probably can't handle alcohol well either. But sugar? We could do sugar.
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[Sigh!]
Sugar, then. Do you want to grab some things then? I can keep the fire going. [And hopefully not set the entire park on fire, maybe.]
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[Clarity is important okay.]
Sure. Do you have any requests?
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[...]
If you can find seasalt ice cream, I wouldn't mind any of that.
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[Not quite what she was thinking for a bonfire, but why not?]
I'll look for it.
[And with a little wave, she turns to head towards the plaza shops.]
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Alright.
[He'll just be here making sure the fire doesn't destroy the entire city as best as he can.]
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She opens the bag to show him her spoils.]
All right. We've got marshmallows, chocolate bars, and graham crackers. I found your ice cream but not the honeybuns so I got cinnamon buns instead.
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