caughtinanetwork | 1st kick; [Video]

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1st kick; [Video]

[ The video opens to a calm frowning man pulling at strands of his green mohawk (Ugh, so horribly frizzy from all this water!) and staring behind rather thick sunglasses.]

Well this place sure is boring. I mean, sure it's ...quaint, for it's size. I don't mind being here at all if I'm going to have such an impromptu vacation!

[Here he sighs dramatically and puts a hand to his cheek with a pout.]

But if I'm going to just suffer such an ugly mark, and boring place, after having such fun where I belong....

[He leans closer with a wide grin and honestly unsettling chuckle.]

Anybody want to, eh, spar~? I promise I'll be gen~tle~

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I'll put a note in to the Apple company to include areas to dispose of bodies on Siri's AI just for you. Not sure if they cater to underwater people though.

Yeah. I guess we can do this shit. There's some woods and shit. And some other place. I don't know where you want to do this.

Well look who is just such a sweetie~! Just for me, I'm flattered!

The woods work splendid, I can set up something soon enough. Ah, about how advanced would you say you are? Since I'm not going to kill you I would hate to fatally injure you!

I grew up strifing with my brother. That usually involved swords and potential broken bones.

I think I can say that I'm not a noobie at this shit at least. I wouldn't be asking for this shit if I didn't have a vague idea of what I'm doing.

A swordsman then? Ah~ How nostalgic! Any particular style, or just a mix?

Well we can start off light, and see how far I can push you! This will be fun. I'm in the woods now, so show up when you like.

Yeah, you can say that. I guess a mix. Anything that gets me fucking by.

I'll be there soon then. I'll be quick though. Don't wanna keep you hanging when you're being so chill about this shit.

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