[Video] 08 Feathers

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[It looks like the Strider residence has adopted a new bird into their family. A cockatiel is resting on Davesprite's shoulder, looking very pleased with itself.]

I found him in my room flying about like a little asshole. I can only guess that it was either Dirk or Bro who was the culprit in this case. Whichever one of you did it, fuck you, too.

[He doesn't really seem terribly angry about it, just slightly annoyed as he rubs the bird's beak.]

Anyway, his name's Pájaro. He likes listening to Spanish and his favorite treat is a green grape, but he'll go for a red one if it's offered. His favorite song is the Tetris theme. Oh, and someone taught him to bite if anyone says kiss twice. So don't do it.

[Locked to: Bro, Dirk, Nanaki, Leo, Rose, Death the Kid, John, Roxy, Jade]

There is, surprisingly enough, an actual point to this post. Call the SWAT team, Davesprite has a point to make holy shit. Who knew I had it in me?

[He shifts a little, steeling himself for what he's about to say and most likely for the teasing he's about to subject himself to.]

So...I have a girlfriend. Nanaki Bekku. And we've been going out for a little over a month or two, now.

[THERE HE SAID IT IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN HE'S DONE]

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[findsrisks]

[TRYING HER BEST NOT TO CRACK A SMILE AT SUDDENLY BURD. But it is adorable, even if she couldn't hope to pronounce that name correctly.

The rest makes her blink in surprise, though.]

Has it really been two months already?

Audio

[circumsutus]

If anyone says "kiss kiss"? [Is that a 30-year-old man attempting to get the bird to bite Davesprite? Yes, yes it is.]

[Locked | Audio]

[stridercentric]

Dibs on being maid of honor. Fucking dibs right here. And you've got my word I won't weep too loudly during the ceremony.

You're welcome, by the way.

[pranksterheir]

Pajaro? Is that supposed to mean something in Spanish?

And congratulations. [He's not sure what else to say to that. What else, what else, what else... Uuuuuh, what about:] Thanks for telling me. [He doesn't even know who that is, oops.]

[stubbornskeptic]

Hoo hoo, that's a slightly mean prank to pull, but I have to say I enjoy it ever so slightly.
I hope he does more than nip at you, though.
Can he actually sing the Tetris theme?

private thing i guess!!!

[oceanbreasts]

Oh my god bird bro, really? Tell me all about her. What's she like? How'd you meet? How many cute dates have you taken her on?

[ SHE'S SO HAPPY FOR YOU ]

[locked]

[shippingmath]

Jesus dicks, dude, being informed around the time it happened would have been nice.
Amazingly, you would not have been met with disapproval.
It's not my brotherly obligation to threaten anyone who thinks they are good enough to go for a Strider.
In fact, it's my prerogative to congratulate you for it.

[And tease him to hell and back, but that's going on hold, and here's why.]

However, in an amazing instance of coincidence, you're not the only one who's had a hookup.
I've got a boyfriend, his name's Leo.

[And this is why he didn't use voice- it would have been impossible to remain nonchalant.]

[super serious private times]

[spacecase]

[Jade's a mite conflicted on if this is a good sign or a signal of inevitable "oh boy gonna be a big flighty bird-douche again" happening with this Nanaki girl, but...if he found someone special here, maybe--?

Yeah she shouldn't be doubtful.]

Cool beans, Robin. You'd better not give her any shit, or try to steal her shiny things.