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caughtinanetwork2013-09-04 06:21 am
cawcawmthrfckrs) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-09-04 06:21 am
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[Video] 08 Feathers
[It looks like the Strider residence has adopted a new bird into their family. A cockatiel is resting on Davesprite's shoulder, looking very pleased with itself.]
I found him in my room flying about like a little asshole. I can only guess that it was either Dirk or Bro who was the culprit in this case. Whichever one of you did it, fuck you, too.
[He doesn't really seem terribly angry about it, just slightly annoyed as he rubs the bird's beak.]
Anyway, his name's Pájaro. He likes listening to Spanish and his favorite treat is a green grape, but he'll go for a red one if it's offered. His favorite song is the Tetris theme. Oh, and someone taught him to bite if anyone says kiss twice. So don't do it.
[Locked to: Bro, Dirk, Nanaki, Leo, Rose, Death the Kid, John, Roxy, Jade]
There is, surprisingly enough, an actual point to this post. Call the SWAT team, Davesprite has a point to make holy shit. Who knew I had it in me?
[He shifts a little, steeling himself for what he's about to say and most likely for the teasing he's about to subject himself to.]
So...I have a girlfriend. Nanaki Bekku. And we've been going out for a little over a month or two, now.
[THERE HE SAID IT IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN HE'S DONE]
I found him in my room flying about like a little asshole. I can only guess that it was either Dirk or Bro who was the culprit in this case. Whichever one of you did it, fuck you, too.
[He doesn't really seem terribly angry about it, just slightly annoyed as he rubs the bird's beak.]
Anyway, his name's Pájaro. He likes listening to Spanish and his favorite treat is a green grape, but he'll go for a red one if it's offered. His favorite song is the Tetris theme. Oh, and someone taught him to bite if anyone says kiss twice. So don't do it.
[Locked to: Bro, Dirk, Nanaki, Leo, Rose, Death the Kid, John, Roxy, Jade]
There is, surprisingly enough, an actual point to this post. Call the SWAT team, Davesprite has a point to make holy shit. Who knew I had it in me?
[He shifts a little, steeling himself for what he's about to say and most likely for the teasing he's about to subject himself to.]
So...I have a girlfriend. Nanaki Bekku. And we've been going out for a little over a month or two, now.
[THERE HE SAID IT IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN HE'S DONE]
[locked]
plus i was getting back at jade for not telling me about her own boyfriend status and as such i thought it appropriate to not inform the rest of you along with her
[There's a small pause.]
its about fucking time
god i thought i was going to have to sit here for a whole year drowning in your oh we like each other but were too shy to admit it phase of the relationship
drastic measures wouldve been taken in that case
[locked]
Like there's something you couldn't work out with me in a proper strife.
And just how much did you have to sit through instead?