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004 - [Video - backdated to Monday]

[The camera pans down a long, red-gold fish tail lying atop a messy bed before flipping around to show Anya, looking rather annoyed.]

I don't know why that one cartoon mermaid wanted legs when she lived in the ocean, but I could certainly use some now. This is beyond inconvenient and I'm not even sure how I'm going to go to the bathroom much less leave the apartment.

If we were going to be changed into different species, I don't see why demon wasn't an option.

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...I am very thankful I didn't start with black magic and animal intestines.

Thank you for the consideration.

Don't mention it.

You'll just owe me another favor.

[Sigh.]

Of course. And how will I pay off these favors?

It doesn't have to be sexual, unless you'd like me to impart some of my knowledge hands-on.

[Anya pls]

What are my other options?

[Can't blame her for trying.]

Can you make waffles?

...Yes?

Well, I do enjoy breakfast in bed.

[The things he does to get out of debt. Oh well, still better than having to work with Xigbar.]

How long?

[She really just meant once, but if he's practically offering...]

How long do you think is reasonable?

Four days seems like it would cover things, wouldn't it?

That should do it.

[It's like four for the price of one.]

Good.

[A pause as he seems to consider something.]

I may come back up here with my dog.

As long as he isn't a mermaid-eating dog, go right ahead.

He's better trained than that, don't worry. [Saix starts to walk away.] I'll be back shortly. Try not to get eaten by sharks.

I'll do my best, but if you come back and hear screaming, try not to be so fussy about getting wet.

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