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Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] bethehugejerk) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 06:14 pm

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[FILTERED AWAY FROM YUNO GASAI]

I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.


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[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]

I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.


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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Even if he don't wanna, I gotta fuckin' say sorry at least. I owe that to the motherfucker for what I done.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-22 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[It does a boy good to hear that!]

Thanks, bro. can't even all be telling how much that fuckin' means.

[Is it time for? Yes, it is time for diamond-finger-sign.]
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-22 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't none of us motherfuckers what's happy with what all fuckin' went down at. Ain't expecting any brother to be happy with what I done but...

I'm gonna all get my try on for talking to Eridan now, aight?
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-22 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
If anything comes up between us, I'll tell you, aight? You got a right to all be on whatever fuckin' page we are all on at.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-22 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't wanna fight with him none, but if shit gets outta control like that, I will. Demyx were a good bro for what he went and done for us.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-22 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is a little slow in coming, because Gamzee was doing that whole apologize to Eridan thing. His expression is odd, quite unlike him, the kind of expression one would have after getting an infectious wound cleaned out harshly; knowing it had to be done for the better, but still reeling with hurt.]

I just... got done talking to Eridan.

He ain't wanna see me none no more. uh. I'll all be letting you know next time I wanna fuckin' crash your crib or something, so the motherfucker done knows when to not be there.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-23 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
We'll fuckin' figure it out, bro.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-23 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aight. Whenever you all be feeling fuckin' right for it. It isn't... fuckin' easy to all be discussing a brother's own passing.

[He has been there.]
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-23 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
You just all be about motherfuckin' taking your sweet time, bro. It get easier, but you ain't gotta be rushing shit like that.
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[personal profile] 420 2012-02-23 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aight. You can always be dropping this brother a fuckin' call if you need it, you get?