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[FILTERED AWAY FROM YUNO GASAI]

I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.

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[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]

I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.

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AND OF COURSE MY POINT WAS A GROSS OVERGENERALIZATION INSTEAD OF A DIRECTED STATEMENT AT THE SITUATION AT HAND.

How nice of you to put it that way!

We'll find a way to deal with her properly in due time, I'm sure. For right now, we'll just have to stay on our toes and make sure this doesn't happen again.

And you can feel free to stay as far away from her as you deem fit.

SO IN SHORT, YOUR INTERJECTION TOLD ME NOTHING NEW.
I FIGURED THAT MUCH OUT BEFORE I EVEN MADE THIS.

Hey, I never claimed to be telling you anything new, did I? You're entitled to your opinion - it's not my job to change it.

[And who said YOU were the only one gaining from this conversation, hmmmmm?]

AND MY OPINION IS THAT YOUR OBSERVATIONS ARE POINTLESS.

[He doesn't care.]

My pointless observations at least tell me you have some sort of mercy and intelligence in that heart of yours.

I'd rather not judge someone without knowing their opinion, after all.

[He figured as much. :|]

I can't say I really think she deserves anything either, I only spoke with her once, but I can tell ya the rest of Vatheon doesn't deserve what the troll kid got so regardless of Yuno, we should alert the Defence Force in case she goes batshit on anyone else.

I've got a plan to draw her out, too, if necessary.

I'm not sure why drawing her out would be necessary. Especially if, give her behavior, provocation is not likely to work in your favor.

If she didn't go AWOL after hearing her victim is alive then she's an idiot. She's probably found somewhere to hide and even as small as the bubble is relatively, there's still plenty of places to hide.

I've only spoken with her the once and it was pretty amiable, so the idea is I contact her via SFC saying people are spreading nasty rumors and I'm worried about such a sweet girl, get her to give me her location, and bam! We send in the troops.

Her mental capacity aside, I don't know if she'd be taken in by mere charming. She has only met you once, after all, and if she's even bothered to keep up with the communications going around, she'll already be aware that people are looking for her. A simple trick might not be the solution.

WHETHER SHE'S HEARD I'M ALIVE OR NOT IS UP IN THE AIR.
THIS IS FILTERED FROM HER FOR A REASON
BUT SHE'S ALSO SNEAKY AS ALL HELL WHEN SHE WANTS TO BE, SO SHE MAY KNOW ANYWAY.
IN ANY CASE SHE WON'T BE SEEING THIS PLANNING BECAUSE I'M NOT STUPID
THOUGH THE REST I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT.
JUST WHATEVER YOU DO, KEEP HER AWAY FRO ME
BECAUSE DYING ONCE WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH, THANKS.

You may have kept this quiet, but that doesn't mean everyone's kept their mouths shut after seeing it, not to mention that this post isn't filtered from her boyfriend, whoever that poor bastard is.

As for charming, my smile alone has gotten me into more places than a royal decree has gotten kings. Still, better to keep it as an ace in the hole and just inform the Defense Force for now. I'll keep my involvement out of it in case we need to try that out. Though I guess he could see this too, but even if he told her, at least she'd be in hiding and not out stabbing people.

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[Text] whoops, didn't track the thread like a dingus and it got away from me

[Text] I guess we can forgive you this once. 8|

[Text] oh Thank you~ after this Guy -> Karkat -> Zelos?

[Text] Fine by me~

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