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Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] bethehugejerk) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 06:14 pm

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[FILTERED AWAY FROM YUNO GASAI]

I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.


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[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]

I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.


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bestestfurrend: (good meowrail best couch)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
:(( < maybe equius can make him a new one?
bestestfurrend: (nuh uh)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < ://???
:33 < i know equius doesnt like him but leave him to me
bestestfurrend: (you never purrlay with me)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
:// < that something i cant do anything about
:33 < its his sight and its up to him
bestestfurrend: (but uhmmm)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < no of course not

:33 < but ask him when hes doing a bit better
:33 < and if he decides he wants to then tell me furst so i can talk to equius about it
bestestfurrend: (ball! mine!)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < yes purrobably
:33 < i dont really understand how it works

:33 < anyway where do you want me to bring the cakes?
bestestfurrend: (PLAYTIME)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < but thats just in furont of us!!
X33 < were neighbours!!
:33 < ohhh this is purrfect h33h33
:33 < we can visit each other lots and lots!
bestestfurrend: (chibinep)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < but living near furrends is fun :33
:33 < and besides a lot of us living close to each other can help k33p us all safer

:33 < and i wont i wont
:33 < ...how often is 'all the time'??
bestestfurrend: (you never purrlay with me)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
:(( < *ac curls up into a ball and mewls sadly*
:(( < okay
bestestfurrend: (h33h33)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < yay okay!!! :DD
:33 < ill make sure to always bring something yummy when i visit
:33 < if that helps XPP
bestestfurrend: (why nooot)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < but you like sw33ts dont you??
:33 < and i know sometimes im a bother to you so at least the food makes up fur it beclaws i dont mean to be...
bestestfurrend: (the wall knows all)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-23 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < h33h33 yes i know you are
:33 < you wouldnt be karkitty if you werent grumpy all the time!

:33 < and besides if i want to bribe you with food why cant i??
:33 < you dont have to say thank you, you just have to eat it!
:33 < of course if you just want me not to share anymore i can eat it all myself XPP
bestestfurrend: (but uhmmm)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-24 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < yes yes i am

:33 < ohh and i wanted to ask you something
bestestfurrend: (rawrpurrlaying times)

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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-02-26 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < okay i know it may sound like a strange question
:33 < but i purromise theres a reason fur it!

:33 < can you tell me a bit about what your lusus looked like??

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