Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist (
bethehugejerk) wrote in
caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 06:14 pm
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Entry tags:
- amaterasu,
- aradia megido,
- dark link,
- demyx,
- eddie valiant,
- equius zahhak,
- expatriate darkleer,
- gamzee makara,
- guy cecil,
- karkat vantas,
- lily evans,
- minene uryuu,
- nepeta leijon,
- rhi'a dragunel,
- tavros nitram,
- the handmaid/demoness,
- the psiioniic,
- the summoner,
- yukiteru amano,
- zelda (ocarina of time),
- zelos wilder
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[FILTERED AWAY FROM YUNO GASAI]
I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.
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[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]
I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.
[END FILTER]
I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]
I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.
[END FILTER]
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:33 < i know equius doesnt like him but leave him to me
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:33 < its his sight and its up to him
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I'M NOT ABOUT TO FORCE HIM ON THE ISSUE EITHER
NOT AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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:33 < but ask him when hes doing a bit better
:33 < and if he decides he wants to then tell me furst so i can talk to equius about it
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I IMAGINE THE WOUND WILL NEED TO HEAL FIRST ANYWAY
NO REASON TO WORRY ABOUT TWO THINGS HEALING AT ONCE.
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:33 < i dont really understand how it works
:33 < anyway where do you want me to bring the cakes?
[TEXT, filtered] they're right across the street from Nepeta and Tavros, actually
PHANGA NEIGHBORHOOD, HOUSE TEN.
WE'RE A FEW DOWN FROM EQUIUS AND GAMZEE.
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X33 < were neighbours!!
:33 < ohhh this is purrfect h33h33
:33 < we can visit each other lots and lots!
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I ONLY EVEN PICKED THIS PLACE BECAUSE IT WAS NEAR GAMZEE AND FAR FROM YUNO.
JUST DON'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME OR I'LL STOP ANSWERING THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME KNOCKING.
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:33 < and besides a lot of us living close to each other can help k33p us all safer
:33 < and i wont i wont
:33 < ...how often is 'all the time'??
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NOT EVERY DAY
NOT EVEN EVERY OTHER DAY, WITHOUT SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD REASON.
I HAD ENOUGH DEALING WITH EVERYONE AT ONCE IN THE VEIL, I WANT TO CONTINUE TO ENJOY THE SPACE I GET HERE.
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:(( < okay
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:33 < ill make sure to always bring something yummy when i visit
:33 < if that helps XPP
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
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:33 < and i know sometimes im a bother to you so at least the food makes up fur it beclaws i dont mean to be...
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SWEETS ARE NOT THE OFF SWITCH TO THE FACT OF ME BEING AN ASSHOLE.
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:33 < you wouldnt be karkitty if you werent grumpy all the time!
:33 < and besides if i want to bribe you with food why cant i??
:33 < you dont have to say thank you, you just have to eat it!
:33 < of course if you just want me not to share anymore i can eat it all myself XPP
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IF YOU'RE THAT SET ON IT, THEN WHATEVER.
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:33 < ohh and i wanted to ask you something
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:33 < but i purromise theres a reason fur it!
:33 < can you tell me a bit about what your lusus looked like??
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