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[FILTERED AWAY FROM YUNO GASAI]

I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.

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[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]

I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.

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[Ah, well. She's no stranger to the revenge thing. In fact--]

So what the hell are you supposed to do? When something happens to someone you care about -- or in this case, don't particularly care about -- what're you supposed to do? Just sit there and watch?

Shit's messy but you gotta get it done. Guess I just don't work like that.

There are other ways. I've fucked up before, myself, and I know damn well how tempting it can be to get even for what someone did. But there are still other ways. I've learned that - and I've proved it. Am I saying I know completely how to fix this and what a psychopath Yuno is? No. But I do know enough that killing her in revenge isn't going to make things better.

Other ways? What, should we all get together for a tea party?

Maybe I just have a score to settle with the bitch.

Right, let's just put on our party dresses and call her over for tea and cookies. That is exactly what I'm getting at. Imagine an eye roll for me, will you?

There's some guys talking about doing something with the local defense force, I don't know the details. I'm keeping my prongs out of it since I have had more than enough with her already.

And so maybe you do have your own score, but you fuck up your own life on your own terms. Don't drag in what she did to me as an excuse when I'm telling you I don't want that.

Done.

A defense force? [She can't help but snicker.] We'll see how far they actually go with that.

Fine, I won't, if it'll let your sleep a little better at night. Imagine an eyeroll for me, will you? [See what she did there?] It's not like I need an excuse, anyway.

I don't know how far they'll get either, but it's their plan.

Also, trolls are nocturnal, and even then I hardly ever bother with sleep.

Not bothering, but they can knock themselves out.

Heh, you learn something new every day. [At least he's not lecturing her on REVENGE IS BAD anymore. That's one thing.]

[Oh, it's still bad, but how she screws up her own life is her own business. He's just glad she's leaving him out of the reasoning now.]

Is that it, then? If it is I'm hanging up.

Pretty much.

Good luck staying out of her hair.

I'd say good luck not getting killed, yourself, but that's on you and your own dumb decisions.

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