caughtinanetwork | plane crazy (1

[The video flickers on, but since Mickey is not looking directly into it, it can easily be assumed it was turned on by accident. He’s tossing the starfish communicator up and down, out of bored agitation. As with most newcomers, he's wet, and not happy about his situation. He's looking around as he talks, trying to find the man whom he assumes is responsible.]

Aw, c’mon, Yen Sid! I know ya gotta be around here somewhere! We were just talkin’, I need ta know about ta do about Sora and Riku! Ya can’t just drop me off somewhere without a clue! I know ya can hear me! Why, I oughtta –

[His eye then catches on to the fact that the video is on. it's not entirely unfamiliar technology, but that is a long pause he takes as he thinks about what's going on. He blinks, and then his eyes dart around before he grins sheepishly at being caught ranting.]

… Huh! Well. Whaddya know. [Then he’ll clear his throat, trying to be a grown-up. Emphasis on trying.] H-Hiya! Don’t suppose anyone out there knows a fella named Yen Sid? Tall, human, big beard, never smiles? I’ll even settle fer the name a’ this place… and what this thing is… and why I’m all wet… gosh, I could really use a lot of help fer this one. I don’t even know where ta start!

Hm… Minnie’s always goin’ on about the right introductions… guess that’s a better start than nothin’. My name’s Mickey Mouse! Who might you all be?

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[He 'hmmms' this over a bit, still as puzzled as ever.]

A prison? But I ain't a bad guy! I'm one of the heroes! Who's in charge around here? I'm not doin' the time fer not doin' a crime!

[he'd make more angry rhymes, but fortunately that last part catches him.]

Someone like me? Whaddya mean?

Roughly your build and height, but female. I believe she wore a crown.

As for who is in charge here, that is what I am trying to find out as well.

[Not necessarily for good reasons.]

[Mouse+build+height+female+crown=...]

Minnie?! What's Minnie doin' here? She should be home! What the - why would - when I get my hands on - where is she?!

[He's all but shaking the starfish now demanding answers. Have fun with that.]

[He shrugs. Mickey's agitation only makes him smile a little. He's a bit of a sadist like that.]

There is not one of your questions that I am able to answer, earthling. You will have to find out the answers for yourself.

Ya just said ya met her! Can't ya tell me anythin' about where she is?

[And his imagination is running away with him - literally, as he's actually started running, holding onto the starfish as he starts frantically searching.]

[That small, unsettling smirk of his will only widen.]

I know nothing, earthling.

You really care about this female, do you not? Such a strong emotion binds you to her... I can tell.

[Really, all these emotions Mickey is displaying are making Gorthan hungry. After all, simply being replenished by the coral provides none of the taste and satisfaction of an emotion- and mind energy-based meal...]

Of course I care about her, she's my wife!

[Okay Mickey, yelling at strangers and walking without looking where you're going won't accomplish anything... except comically tripping and bumping into things. Which he does. A few times, really. Eventually, he stops, shakes his head, trying to think.]

C'mon, think, think... Okay, where do people live 'round here?

[Ah, this is so amusing to watch! There are moments in which it decidedly looks as if Gorthan was about to laugh. While he doesn't, there's definitely a smile on his beak. So much schadenfreude.]

Your wife? I see. I hope you realize that that word means nothing to an Evronian like myself.

And as for where people live... in houses, I suppose.

[Nope, not being helpful. At all. ... Panicked earthlings are so fun to watch!]

[Hilarious. He glares down at the screen, finally getting the idea that maybe mister violet duck here is not a nice man.]

I mean where do people here live, wise guy? And as for meanin' nothin', I've never heard of an... Environmental.... Environ... Whatever you are.

[That would be because he's not really a man to begin with. He's an asexual alien.]

Evronian. You would do well to memorize the name of our race.

The guest housing facilities are primarily located in the areas known as the Lower and Middle Districts.

[Consider that tidbit of information as a reward for that... appetizing spectacle.]

[He all but dismisses the proper pronunciation because that is less important than finding the wife.]

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! So she's gotta be around there... somewhere. Thanks, Evrolution!

[... Did he do that on purpose or not, it's hard to say.]

Evronian.

[He's a little more aggressive as he repeats it - he's not a particularly patient person, either.]

By the way. What is your name, earthling?

[Nyah Nyah. But with that 'revenge' taken, he'll try and be more diplomatic.]

Mickey Mouse! What's yours?

I am Councillor Gorthan, head of the Evronian army. That, too, is something you should keep in mind.

[For the Warrior King is destined to eventually rule all living beings.]

... Don't suppose ya got a nickname or somethin', cause that sounds like a mouthful. How's about just Gorthan?

[Not even a blink of fear or worry. Evronian army? Pfft. Talk to me when you've got soulless monster entities taking over planets.]

[Actually, that's exactly what Evronians... Well. He'll let you find out for yourself.]

Do as you want, earthling.

[He sighs. He supposes he cannot expect everyone here to call him 'Lord', even though it was flattering when that other earthling did that spontaneously.]

And ya don't have ta call me 'earthling'... I just gave ya my name!

[He finds this a little funny and chuckles.]

If you'll insist. Mickey.

I do wish you luck on your quest to find your spouse.

[He means that. For all the wrong reasons, of course, but he means that.]

You should know that we Evronians are naturally... taken in by displays of emotions such as love.

[And by "taken in", he means, of course, "made hungry".]

Taken in, huh?

[He's kind of confused to what that means, but after all that Heartless and Nobody nonsense, he's a tad wary about the 'emotions' line. But Sora and the gang got rid of all those... right?]

What can I say, I'm an emotional guy, especially when it comes ta my gal. So there's probably gunna be lots ta display when we get together!

[Cheeky grin. His girl is the best.]

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