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caughtinanetwork2012-02-23 02:36 am
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-02-23 02:36 am
035 ♋ [TEXT]
[FILTERED TO THE TROLL KIDS + THE PSIIONIIC, THE SUMMONER, AND THE HANDMAID]
MEMO TIME, ASSHOLES.
AS ANYONE WITH EYES AND A SECOND LONG ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THE NETWORK CAN SEE, THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS BACK IN THE BUBBLE.
NOW, WE HAVE DEALT WITH HIS SPECIAL SORT OF PSYCHO BEFORE, AND WHILE PLANNING WAS KIND OF CLUSTERFUCK, THE END RESULT WAS A LARGE SUCCESS.
OH WAIT NOT ALL OF YOU WERE HERE FOR THAT.
WHOOPS, SPOILERS!
TL;DR WE SHOT HIM FULL OF SOPOR WITH A DART RIFLE.
SO KARKAT, YOU MAY ASK, WHY HAVE WE NOT MARCHED ON OUT TO INITIATE ROUND 2?
BECAUSE OF PROBLEM NUMBER 1:
LILY EVANS IS OUT OF THE BUBBLE.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO CONCENTRATED THE SOPOR ENOUGH TO LET IT AFFECT THE GRAND SHITHEAD BEFORE, AND SO WE WILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER METHOD.
FOR MOST OF YOU, THIS WILL MEAN A REPEAT OF OUR SAFETY MEASURE FROM LAST TIME
I.E. PACK UP YOUR SHIT, GRAB WHAT FOOD YOU CAN, AND HAUL ASS TO THE ELEVATOR THAT GOES TO THE ISLAND.
DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA.
I REPEAT, *DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA*.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE HE IS, AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE GETTING CULLED BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO PICK A SNEAKIER ROUTE.
BUT BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
SUMMONER, IF ARADIA STAYS DOWN THERE, KEEP AN EYE ON HER AGAIN.
PSIIONIIC, WE SHOULD SORT OUT WHAT DO WITH THE SIGNLESS WHILE HE'S STILL COMATOSE
BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE JUST LEAVING HIM THERE UNCONSCIOUS WHILE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS AROUND AND UNDEALT WITH.
HANDMAID, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO
OR HOW THIS WILL AFFECT MY TRAINING
BUT YOU AT LEAST DESERVE TO BE INFORMED.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO EXPATRIATE DARKLEER AND ORPHANER DUALSCAR]
I AM SURE YOU TWO SEE WHO'S HERE NOW
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT PHRASE, GO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL YOU PUT THE WORLD OUT OF THE MISERY OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
WE HAVE A PLAN
I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS
AND I ADVISE YOU TO STAY OUT OF OUR WAY.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO JACOB, LEA, DEMYX, AND MAKA]
I KNOW MAKA IS AWARE AND I FIGURE YOU OTHERS WILL SEE THAT THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS HERE AGAIN.
MY ADVICE: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY AND DO NOT PROVOKE HIM.
WE'VE GOT A PLAN IN MOTION TO, WITH ANY LUCK, KEEP US SAFE
THOUGH HOW WE WILL DEAL WITH THE REST IS AS OF YET UP IN THE AIR DUE TO CERTAIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
SUFFICE IT TO SAY, THE SLUMBER PARTY IS OFFICIALLY ON HOLD UNTIL WE'RE DONE TRYING NOT TO DIE.
[END FILTER]
MEMO TIME, ASSHOLES.
AS ANYONE WITH EYES AND A SECOND LONG ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THE NETWORK CAN SEE, THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS BACK IN THE BUBBLE.
NOW, WE HAVE DEALT WITH HIS SPECIAL SORT OF PSYCHO BEFORE, AND WHILE PLANNING WAS KIND OF CLUSTERFUCK, THE END RESULT WAS A LARGE SUCCESS.
OH WAIT NOT ALL OF YOU WERE HERE FOR THAT.
WHOOPS, SPOILERS!
TL;DR WE SHOT HIM FULL OF SOPOR WITH A DART RIFLE.
SO KARKAT, YOU MAY ASK, WHY HAVE WE NOT MARCHED ON OUT TO INITIATE ROUND 2?
BECAUSE OF PROBLEM NUMBER 1:
LILY EVANS IS OUT OF THE BUBBLE.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO CONCENTRATED THE SOPOR ENOUGH TO LET IT AFFECT THE GRAND SHITHEAD BEFORE, AND SO WE WILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER METHOD.
FOR MOST OF YOU, THIS WILL MEAN A REPEAT OF OUR SAFETY MEASURE FROM LAST TIME
I.E. PACK UP YOUR SHIT, GRAB WHAT FOOD YOU CAN, AND HAUL ASS TO THE ELEVATOR THAT GOES TO THE ISLAND.
DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA.
I REPEAT, *DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA*.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE HE IS, AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE GETTING CULLED BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO PICK A SNEAKIER ROUTE.
BUT BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
SUMMONER, IF ARADIA STAYS DOWN THERE, KEEP AN EYE ON HER AGAIN.
PSIIONIIC, WE SHOULD SORT OUT WHAT DO WITH THE SIGNLESS WHILE HE'S STILL COMATOSE
BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE JUST LEAVING HIM THERE UNCONSCIOUS WHILE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS AROUND AND UNDEALT WITH.
HANDMAID, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO
OR HOW THIS WILL AFFECT MY TRAINING
BUT YOU AT LEAST DESERVE TO BE INFORMED.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO EXPATRIATE DARKLEER AND ORPHANER DUALSCAR]
I AM SURE YOU TWO SEE WHO'S HERE NOW
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT PHRASE, GO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL YOU PUT THE WORLD OUT OF THE MISERY OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
WE HAVE A PLAN
I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS
AND I ADVISE YOU TO STAY OUT OF OUR WAY.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO JACOB, LEA, DEMYX, AND MAKA]
I KNOW MAKA IS AWARE AND I FIGURE YOU OTHERS WILL SEE THAT THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS HERE AGAIN.
MY ADVICE: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY AND DO NOT PROVOKE HIM.
WE'VE GOT A PLAN IN MOTION TO, WITH ANY LUCK, KEEP US SAFE
THOUGH HOW WE WILL DEAL WITH THE REST IS AS OF YET UP IN THE AIR DUE TO CERTAIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
SUFFICE IT TO SAY, THE SLUMBER PARTY IS OFFICIALLY ON HOLD UNTIL WE'RE DONE TRYING NOT TO DIE.
[END FILTER]
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uH,
hOW WOULD YOU L1KE TO DEAL W1TH TH1S,
uH,
tH1S T1ME?
[Again, not going to take charge, not his place. But the whole not having sopor to drug the guy, while in a way nice, is always unfortunate because it made all this a lot easier. Best just listen to what the kid has to say though.]
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IF I DID I WOULD HAVE SAID SO.
I AM HOPING THAT LILY WILL COME BACK BUT THAT IS ULTIMATELY STILL JUST HOPE, WHICH WILL NOT SAVE US.
I WILL GIVE IT MAYBE A WEEK AT MOST, AND IF SHE'S NOT BACK THEN WE WILL HAVE TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE
AND I ENCOURAGE ANY OTHER IDEAS IN THE MEANWHILE IN CASE SHE EITHER DOESN'T RETURN, OR DOES RETURN BUT THE PLAN FAILS FOR ANOTHER REASON.
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1F ANYTH1NG, 1'LL DO MY BEST TO KEEP TRACK DOWN HERE.
aND PERHAPS tHE dEMONESS W1LL ASS1ST ME, s1NCE KNOW1NG HER,
uH,
sHE PROBABLY WON'T ABSCOND TO THE 1SLAND.
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BUT IF YOU DO KEEP TRACK, KEEP ME INFORMED
ESPECIALLY IF ANYTHING BIG HAPPENS IN THE BUBBLE.
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1/2
2/2
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OKAY.
STOP BEING WEIRDLY DRAMATIC ABOUT IT.
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WHICH I AM NOT ACTUALLY MAKING BECAUSE YOU'LL JUST START IN ABOUT MY HORNS AGAIN
WHICH IS NOT INVITATION TO DO IT ANYWAY, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL JUST HANG UP ON YOU.
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tYPE OUT AN EMOTE?
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IT'S NOT CUTE SO DON'T EVEN SAY SO.
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nO,
nO 1 DO NOT.
[He actually does, but as said, this is Karkat's shtick, not his. So instead enjoy the incredibly fast replies with no real intellectual value.]
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CALL BACK WHEN YOU HAVE A POINT.
[And Karkat's not a mindreader, either.
That's Vriska's shtick.So, hanging up, as said!]no subject