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caughtinanetwork2012-02-23 02:36 am
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-02-23 02:36 am
035 ♋ [TEXT]
[FILTERED TO THE TROLL KIDS + THE PSIIONIIC, THE SUMMONER, AND THE HANDMAID]
MEMO TIME, ASSHOLES.
AS ANYONE WITH EYES AND A SECOND LONG ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THE NETWORK CAN SEE, THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS BACK IN THE BUBBLE.
NOW, WE HAVE DEALT WITH HIS SPECIAL SORT OF PSYCHO BEFORE, AND WHILE PLANNING WAS KIND OF CLUSTERFUCK, THE END RESULT WAS A LARGE SUCCESS.
OH WAIT NOT ALL OF YOU WERE HERE FOR THAT.
WHOOPS, SPOILERS!
TL;DR WE SHOT HIM FULL OF SOPOR WITH A DART RIFLE.
SO KARKAT, YOU MAY ASK, WHY HAVE WE NOT MARCHED ON OUT TO INITIATE ROUND 2?
BECAUSE OF PROBLEM NUMBER 1:
LILY EVANS IS OUT OF THE BUBBLE.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO CONCENTRATED THE SOPOR ENOUGH TO LET IT AFFECT THE GRAND SHITHEAD BEFORE, AND SO WE WILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER METHOD.
FOR MOST OF YOU, THIS WILL MEAN A REPEAT OF OUR SAFETY MEASURE FROM LAST TIME
I.E. PACK UP YOUR SHIT, GRAB WHAT FOOD YOU CAN, AND HAUL ASS TO THE ELEVATOR THAT GOES TO THE ISLAND.
DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA.
I REPEAT, *DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA*.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE HE IS, AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE GETTING CULLED BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO PICK A SNEAKIER ROUTE.
BUT BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
SUMMONER, IF ARADIA STAYS DOWN THERE, KEEP AN EYE ON HER AGAIN.
PSIIONIIC, WE SHOULD SORT OUT WHAT DO WITH THE SIGNLESS WHILE HE'S STILL COMATOSE
BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE JUST LEAVING HIM THERE UNCONSCIOUS WHILE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS AROUND AND UNDEALT WITH.
HANDMAID, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO
OR HOW THIS WILL AFFECT MY TRAINING
BUT YOU AT LEAST DESERVE TO BE INFORMED.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO EXPATRIATE DARKLEER AND ORPHANER DUALSCAR]
I AM SURE YOU TWO SEE WHO'S HERE NOW
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT PHRASE, GO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL YOU PUT THE WORLD OUT OF THE MISERY OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
WE HAVE A PLAN
I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS
AND I ADVISE YOU TO STAY OUT OF OUR WAY.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO JACOB, LEA, DEMYX, AND MAKA]
I KNOW MAKA IS AWARE AND I FIGURE YOU OTHERS WILL SEE THAT THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS HERE AGAIN.
MY ADVICE: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY AND DO NOT PROVOKE HIM.
WE'VE GOT A PLAN IN MOTION TO, WITH ANY LUCK, KEEP US SAFE
THOUGH HOW WE WILL DEAL WITH THE REST IS AS OF YET UP IN THE AIR DUE TO CERTAIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
SUFFICE IT TO SAY, THE SLUMBER PARTY IS OFFICIALLY ON HOLD UNTIL WE'RE DONE TRYING NOT TO DIE.
[END FILTER]
MEMO TIME, ASSHOLES.
AS ANYONE WITH EYES AND A SECOND LONG ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THE NETWORK CAN SEE, THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS BACK IN THE BUBBLE.
NOW, WE HAVE DEALT WITH HIS SPECIAL SORT OF PSYCHO BEFORE, AND WHILE PLANNING WAS KIND OF CLUSTERFUCK, THE END RESULT WAS A LARGE SUCCESS.
OH WAIT NOT ALL OF YOU WERE HERE FOR THAT.
WHOOPS, SPOILERS!
TL;DR WE SHOT HIM FULL OF SOPOR WITH A DART RIFLE.
SO KARKAT, YOU MAY ASK, WHY HAVE WE NOT MARCHED ON OUT TO INITIATE ROUND 2?
BECAUSE OF PROBLEM NUMBER 1:
LILY EVANS IS OUT OF THE BUBBLE.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO CONCENTRATED THE SOPOR ENOUGH TO LET IT AFFECT THE GRAND SHITHEAD BEFORE, AND SO WE WILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER METHOD.
FOR MOST OF YOU, THIS WILL MEAN A REPEAT OF OUR SAFETY MEASURE FROM LAST TIME
I.E. PACK UP YOUR SHIT, GRAB WHAT FOOD YOU CAN, AND HAUL ASS TO THE ELEVATOR THAT GOES TO THE ISLAND.
DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA.
I REPEAT, *DO NOT GO THROUGH THE PLAZA*.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE HE IS, AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE GETTING CULLED BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO PICK A SNEAKIER ROUTE.
BUT BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
SUMMONER, IF ARADIA STAYS DOWN THERE, KEEP AN EYE ON HER AGAIN.
PSIIONIIC, WE SHOULD SORT OUT WHAT DO WITH THE SIGNLESS WHILE HE'S STILL COMATOSE
BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE JUST LEAVING HIM THERE UNCONSCIOUS WHILE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS AROUND AND UNDEALT WITH.
HANDMAID, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO
OR HOW THIS WILL AFFECT MY TRAINING
BUT YOU AT LEAST DESERVE TO BE INFORMED.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO EXPATRIATE DARKLEER AND ORPHANER DUALSCAR]
I AM SURE YOU TWO SEE WHO'S HERE NOW
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT PHRASE, GO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL YOU PUT THE WORLD OUT OF THE MISERY OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
WE HAVE A PLAN
I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS
AND I ADVISE YOU TO STAY OUT OF OUR WAY.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO JACOB, LEA, DEMYX, AND MAKA]
I KNOW MAKA IS AWARE AND I FIGURE YOU OTHERS WILL SEE THAT THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS HERE AGAIN.
MY ADVICE: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WAY AND DO NOT PROVOKE HIM.
WE'VE GOT A PLAN IN MOTION TO, WITH ANY LUCK, KEEP US SAFE
THOUGH HOW WE WILL DEAL WITH THE REST IS AS OF YET UP IN THE AIR DUE TO CERTAIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
SUFFICE IT TO SAY, THE SLUMBER PARTY IS OFFICIALLY ON HOLD UNTIL WE'RE DONE TRYING NOT TO DIE.
[END FILTER]
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When did that happen?
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And when Karkat was dead and you went to see Gamzee, I went to him because I was feeling sad and he was sad too and he hugged me and talked to me about his lusus - you know, Miss Dolorosa, and then he said that if I wanted him to he'd be my guardian here, the way humans call someone a dad, and I said that I'd like that very much.
I was going to tell you about it but you were still so upset over Karkat!
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You could have told me about that.
[His tone of voice isn't accusatory, or even hurt... just calm and gentle. It's the tone of voice that only Nepeta and Gamzee really get to hear.]
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[He'd be getting more worked up about this, but he knows what it's like having an adult troll act like a guardian, and he really can't deny her that.]
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filtered from EVERYBODY
filtered from EVERYBODY
filtered from EVERYBODY
filtered from EVERYBODY
...and then goes to continue NOing at him elsewhere on the post.]
threadjack?
8D!! YES
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:33 < he told me he was yours too
:33 < uhmmm does it mean that now were...
:33 < sisters?
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I'M NOT A GIRL, NEPETA.
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i think you an nep wwill make the best SISTERS kar
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[Guess who just swatted Eridan against the back of his head.]
[No points for a right guess.]
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Aww, come on Kar, I'm sure you two can like paint each others nails or whatewer it is sisters do.
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[Another shove, at the shoulder.]
Get back to packing, asshole.
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:33 < dont you want to be my sister :((
:33 < i didnt think youd mind furry much
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WOULD BE ANYONE'S SISTER.
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:33 < okay!
:33 < so you dont mind being my brother then??
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GUESS NOT?
JUST DON'T YOU DARE START CALLING ME BROTHER AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
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:33 < yaaaaaaaaaaaay! X33!!
:33 < signless will be really happy when i tell him when he wakes up im sure!
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WE JUST HAPPEN TO SHARE THE SAME FATHER FIGURE, OKAY.
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