♓ Video ♑ (color coded so you know who is who)

[haircestor]

[The video feed flickers on to show a lovely adult troll, tyrian colored eyes matching her tyrian painted lips. Thick black hair down to the ground that seems to wrap around her figure. She, all together, looks rather bored, like this is some tedious effort she doesn't want to deal with.]

Hello, Vatheon.

[A smile touches her features, one much softer than most would expect! Less condescending than her title implies.]

I feel now is a good time to introduce my presence and-

[She turns her head away from the video for a moment, something obviously caught her attention. The video becomes shaky as she walks quickly.]

Grand Highblood?

[The video doesn't turn from its original position, but a low rumbling voice can be heard offscreen:]

Well, my lady. Didn't think I would be all motherfucking finding you here so quick-like and shit.

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[ex_fintastic398]

U)(m
Do you really t)(ink t)(is is t)(e way to go about introducing yourself?
All t)(ings considered!

[haircestor]

Hmmm?

[ex_fintastic398]

W)(ale
T)(e )(umans )(ere don't know w)(o you are...
But t)(e trolls do!
Do you R-E-ELY t)(ink t)(ey're going to be okay wit)( t)(is?

[haircestor]

With me saying hello? Little one, I don't see what's wrong with saying hello.

[ex_fintastic398]

So casually??

[haircestor]

A greeting is a greeting.

[ex_fintastic398]

Not w)(en you are responsible for t)(e deat)(s of t)(ousands, maybe millions of trolls!

[haircestor]

Hmmmm.

[You're boring her but she's not gonna show it.]

That's not how you greet others, darling.

[ex_fintastic398]

And t)(at's not )(ow you s)(ow you're actually sorry for w)(at you've done.

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[withoutasign]

BE CAREFUL, LITTLE ONE. BE VERY CAREFUL.

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[ex_fintastic398]

I know, I know...

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[withoutasign]

I'M WATCHING, AND YOU'RE DOING WELL.
IF IT GETS TO BE TOO MUCH, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL INTERCEDE.

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[ex_fintastic398]

I will.
I wis)( I knew )(ow to t)(ank you, for being )(ere.

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[withoutasign]

THANK ME BY KEEPING YOURSELF AND THE OTHER CHILDREN SAFE.
AND, SOMEDAY, WHEN YOU GROW INTO YOUR BIRTHRIGHT, BY BEING A BETTER EMPRESS THAN SHE IS.

[haircestor]

What would you prefer me to say?

[ex_fintastic398]

It's not w)(at you say but )(ow you say it.

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[grandhighblood]

[BUTTS IN WHATEVER LADIES]

What things all considered?

[ex_fintastic398]

I was so not even glubbing in your direction! >38|

[grandhighblood]

[Just laughs ok!]

Now now, little heiress, don't be all getting your motherfucking fins in a twist.

[ex_fintastic398]

My fins will get as twisted as t)(ey like!
T)(-EY CAN'T B-E TAM-ED!

[grandhighblood]

[So precious...so tiny...]

They how about a brother be all lending a motherfucking helping hand with those wicked little fluttery things? Give them a good clean slice, and then you'll be motherfucking free from the untamed bullshit they all pull on your fucking tinyass face...

[ex_fintastic398]

[ The reply comes at considerable delay. ]

You're not going to frig)(ten me.

[grandhighblood]

[He coos a little, though it sounds mocking.]

It was all just a motherfucking joke, little fish.

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Another delayed reply, while she tries to ponder out the most mature and least endangering reply. ]

T)(en I guess we )(ave very different senses of )(umor!

[grandhighblood]

And this is all why we can't be the best of fucking friends.
OR FRONDS AS YOU MOTHERFUCKING SEADWELLERS ALL PUT IT, HEH.
Lighten up, tiny Heiress.
GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SMILE ON FOR A BROTHER.

[He just likes yankin yo chain, feferi.]]