♓ Video ♑ (color coded so you know who is who)

[haircestor]

[The video feed flickers on to show a lovely adult troll, tyrian colored eyes matching her tyrian painted lips. Thick black hair down to the ground that seems to wrap around her figure. She, all together, looks rather bored, like this is some tedious effort she doesn't want to deal with.]

Hello, Vatheon.

[A smile touches her features, one much softer than most would expect! Less condescending than her title implies.]

I feel now is a good time to introduce my presence and-

[She turns her head away from the video for a moment, something obviously caught her attention. The video becomes shaky as she walks quickly.]

Grand Highblood?

[The video doesn't turn from its original position, but a low rumbling voice can be heard offscreen:]

Well, my lady. Didn't think I would be all motherfucking finding you here so quick-like and shit.

Comments

[grandhighblood]

[Perplexed look....what is up...with all these mice bitches all telling him what to say?!?!?!]

Heh heh, no. It's all how I motherfucking talk, just as natural as breathing in the wicked H2O.

[faithqueen]

[Most unimpressed look ever.] While I am certain that is true, it is extremely impolite to use such language in any polite company, regardless of medium.

[grandhighblood]

[Blinks a couple of times, shrugging. Man, it's like not even all worth his time, but it's interesting to see so many weird ass fucking things here holy shit...]

I think I all got bigger shit to be motherfucking worrying about. Hey, how about...you get your harshest ignoring face on about this.

[faithqueen]

I beg your pardon, my what face????

[MISCONSTRUING THINGS!~And anyway, this all sounds like slang to her!]

[grandhighblood]

[Sorry he cannot contain himself. Just chortling!!!!]

Get your wicked ignorance on about a brother's motherfucking language, bitch!

[faithqueen]

[MOST OFFEND FACE EVER.] I beg your pardon.

[It's not often that she actually uses this tone but -- She is a queen and she most definitely not used to people talking to her in such away, let alone calling her such a word.] Perhaps if you reword your request, I might consider it.

Though I doubt that your companion appreciates such language, either.

[haircestor]

It is quite lewd, but I'm afraid getting him to stop is a fruitless endeavor...

[AKA SHE AIN'T GIVE NO SHITS.]

Sob this CR. I like it already.

[faithqueen]

How awful then. A lady should never be exposed to such awful language. You have my sympathies. [And yes, this fellow queen means it to the bottom of her heart.] Have you recently arrived?

oh god they need to be bffs

[haircestor]

Thank you, it means quite a lot.

[She smiles.]

Not just today but I haven't been here too long. This is the first time I've really communicated here.

I HAVE TO AGREE.

[faithqueen]

[Have a smile. Awww. she likes you already. And then Condesce got several second chances as that is how Minnie rolls.]

Oh. Welcome to Vatheon then. I am Minnie Mouse. [And a queen by the looks of it, but she's humble about that. Anyway, here it doesn't really mean anything.] Might I ask your name?

BEST

[haircestor]

Most call me the Empress. It's a pleasure to meet you, Minnie Mouse. Are you royalty by chance?

[Condesce watches with amusement.]

\0/

[faithqueen]

Why, yes I am. It really is not a big deal.

It is a pleasure to meet you, Empress.

[grandhighblood]

[He just shrugs here! No shits are given on his end either, ehehe.]