♓ Video ♑ (color coded so you know who is who)

[haircestor]

[The video feed flickers on to show a lovely adult troll, tyrian colored eyes matching her tyrian painted lips. Thick black hair down to the ground that seems to wrap around her figure. She, all together, looks rather bored, like this is some tedious effort she doesn't want to deal with.]

Hello, Vatheon.

[A smile touches her features, one much softer than most would expect! Less condescending than her title implies.]

I feel now is a good time to introduce my presence and-

[She turns her head away from the video for a moment, something obviously caught her attention. The video becomes shaky as she walks quickly.]

Grand Highblood?

[The video doesn't turn from its original position, but a low rumbling voice can be heard offscreen:]

Well, my lady. Didn't think I would be all motherfucking finding you here so quick-like and shit.

Comments

FUCKIN FINALLY GOT TO THIS SUGARCHEEKS

[haircestor]

[The condesce lets out a soft startled noise before looking at the pink creature that bumped into her. She puts on another one of her smiles that she is afraid is going to freeze on her face if she keeps doing it, oh god her cheeks are starting to hurt!]

It's alright! Might want to pay better attention next time!

EMBRACES

[knightime]

[He lets the camera drop around his neck, hands shoving into his pockets. He's just going to try and be calm. He knows nothing about her. He doesn't even know which one this is. Probably Feferi's? WHo knows.]

Yeah, uh sorry. I kind of got wrapped up trying to take a bitchin photo of coral. [Okay, stop trying to be kind of sassy.] Not going to promise anything though. Can't stop passion once it's ignited. [A pause.] Haven't seen you around. But you must have came earlier since you aren't soaping wet.

BUTTS IN YEHYUH

[grandhighblood]

[He peeks around the Condesce's horns, which isn't all that hard to do, what with his height and all. It's some human wriggler, eh.]

Kisses kim's face all over

[haircestor]

Of course! [She giggles, this is terrible, kill her now.] I'm sure they are beyond "bitchin'"! Hehe! And you're right I did! I've been here a while!

[She glances at subjiggles for a moment before looking back at the human and brushing a piece of her hair back. Her fins perk in curiosity and amusement.]

eww so groasse

[knightime]

[You can't see Dave squint at either of them. Actually, it's impossible to tell where he's looking or the look in his eyes. Shades are so convenient. For some reason, the giggle makes him want to shiver though. There's something he doesn't like about it.] Uh huh. Decided now to finally come out of the woodwork? Shy or something?

Last I checked, you trolls are anything but shy.

[haircestor]

Culture shock you could say! I went from a universe where there were no trolls left to this one where the race seems to be doing better than it was where I'm from!

I'm afraid I'm not shy though! Sorry to disappoint you!

[knightime]

Well, I heard you guys kind of don't like playing nice. So that might be a good indicator as to why shit here's a little more pleasant. Not dying and what not because someone decided to get their stabs or some shit on. But hey, what do I know? I just know that shit sounds assfuck backwards for you guys.

Hey, being forward isn't bad. I'm not even bothered. Look, no fucks to give even.

[haircestor]

[Okay, that little laugh is a real one, she does find this human somewhat endearing! It almost startles her.]

I'm glad it's different here! It got far too out of hand back at Alternia! [With all those stupid lowbloods thinking they could rebel!]

I didn't see a single fuck!

[knightime]

Oh gosh. Is that good or bad? He doesn't even know.]

Far too out of hand? Okay, considering that what I know is that everyone is gone, I really have no idea what you mean about that. I'm assuming you mean before the world decided to no longer exist.

Nope. None.

[haircestor]

Before and after! Yes!

So are you going to explain why you are trying to get pictures of coral or shall it be left unsaid?

[knightime]

So someone gave you the downlow about shit hitting the fan along with destroying it? Cool.

No reason. I just take photos and shit to pass time, you know? It's a hobby you can say. I've taken photos of some people too. Coral gets a little boring, so I gotta spice it up a bit with other subject matter.

[haircestor]

Well! I actually already knew about it! I was in space when it happened!

Oooh! Have you ever tried taking pictures of the cute little fish?

[Aww what a cute little human who can't even take care of himself just like a helpless cuttlefish!]

[knightime]

Suddenly everything is interesting as soon as we add space to the mix.

Not yet. [He doesn't...want to get too close.] Everyone takes pictures of fish. Need to stick out in the crowd a bit. Wouldn't want to confirm and be the typical fish picture kid.

[What. No. He can take care of himself! He lives by himself and everything. He even has a pet chocobo.]

[haircestor]

Hmmm? Space makes things interesting? I think it's boring!

Oh of course! You're being diverse! Let me commend you on that! I would love to see some of your pictures sometime.

[No he needs to be taken care of he is too pathetic to handle it himself shhh.]

[knightime]

You have not seen Earthly cinema though. They always add 'in space' to shit to make it cooler or something. Mind you, it doesn't actually make it that much cooler. There's some really shitty movies out there that have to do with space.

Well, if you want, I can show them to you sometime. It's basically what I do most of the time right now anyways. You surprisingly run out of shit to do in this bubble.

[No, he's a big kid! Got his big boy pants and everything.]