♓ Video ♑ (color coded so you know who is who)

[haircestor]

[The video feed flickers on to show a lovely adult troll, tyrian colored eyes matching her tyrian painted lips. Thick black hair down to the ground that seems to wrap around her figure. She, all together, looks rather bored, like this is some tedious effort she doesn't want to deal with.]

Hello, Vatheon.

[A smile touches her features, one much softer than most would expect! Less condescending than her title implies.]

I feel now is a good time to introduce my presence and-

[She turns her head away from the video for a moment, something obviously caught her attention. The video becomes shaky as she walks quickly.]

Grand Highblood?

[The video doesn't turn from its original position, but a low rumbling voice can be heard offscreen:]

Well, my lady. Didn't think I would be all motherfucking finding you here so quick-like and shit.

Comments

Angry Filter.

[rebull]

tRY NOT TO TAKE A D1P 1N SH1T CREEK FOR TOO LONG, kARKAT.
bUT THEN AGA1N, gOOD JOB AT TRY1NG NOT TO P1SS HER OFF.
nOT L1KE SHE'D ACTUALLY LET HERSELF GET MAD R1GHT NOW ANYWAY.
aS SA1D,
tHERE'S SO MUCH BULLSH1T W1TH HER THAT 1 TH1NK 1'M SER1OUSLY GO1NG TO VOM1T.
bUT 1 TH1NK VOM1T 1S BETTER THAN THE STREAM OF EXCREMENT SHE'S SEEP1NG OUT L1KE A POLLUT1NG FACTORY SPOUT.

Angry Filter.

[bethehugejerk]

I HAVE ZERO INTENTION OF TRUSTING HER.
I MEAN I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER HERE ABOUT AS HARD AS A FUCK OUT CAN BE FREAKED
WAIT THAT SOUNDS STUPID, WHATEVER. YOU GET THE POINT.
BUT EVEN WITH THAT I HAVE NOT LOST SO MUCH SENSE THAT I WOULD JUST BUY INTO THIS TRANSPARENT RUSE OF HERS.

Filter.

[rebull]

gOOD.

Filter.

[bethehugejerk]

EVEN IF THROUGH SOME HONEST TO GOD MIRACLE SHE WERE HONEST IN HER DESIRE TO REPENT AND TURN PEACEFUL
IT WOULD TAKE MORE TIME
MORE SWEEPS
MORE CENTURIES
FOR HER TO MAKE UP FOR IT THAN THE VAST MAJORITY OF US WOULD EVER HAVE.
IN EFFECT, THERE'S NO POINT TO IT EITHER WAY.

Filter.

[rebull]

aSSUME THAT 1S NOT THE CASE.
aS YOU WERE, vANTAS.

Filter.

[bethehugejerk]

DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, AND SHE WON'T BE THE ONE TO CHANGE MY MIND.

Filter.

[rebull]

m1RACLES EX1ST, kARKAT.
bUT W1THOUT A PROPER PURPOSE ONE W1LL NEVER W1TNESS THEM.

Filter.

[bethehugejerk]

EH. YOU SAY THAT IF YOU WANT.
ALL I KNOW IS I'M NOT GOING TO TRUST HER HERE
WHICH IS ALL THAT'S RELEVANT AT THE MOMENT.

Filter.

[rebull]

1 HAVE, aND 1 DO.
aND GOOD.
tHAT 1S VERY 1NTELL1GENT OF YOU, kARKAT.

Filter.

[bethehugejerk]

LIKE I SAID, JUST BECAUSE I AM FREAKING OUT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE COMPLETELY ABANDONED LOGIC IN THE PROCESS.

Filter.

[rebull]

gOOD.
aS YOU WERE.