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[The video feed flickers on to show a lovely adult troll, tyrian colored eyes matching her tyrian painted lips. Thick black hair down to the ground that seems to wrap around her figure. She, all together, looks rather bored, like this is some tedious effort she doesn't want to deal with.]

Hello, Vatheon.

[A smile touches her features, one much softer than most would expect! Less condescending than her title implies.]

I feel now is a good time to introduce my presence and-

[She turns her head away from the video for a moment, something obviously caught her attention. The video becomes shaky as she walks quickly.]

Grand Highblood?

[The video doesn't turn from its original position, but a low rumbling voice can be heard offscreen:]

Well, my lady. Didn't think I would be all motherfucking finding you here so quick-like and shit.

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[She giggled. Man, how can anyone be scared of someone who giggles?]

Definitely not so bad once you get used to it, though not much like home. Don't suppose you'd wanna ditch the bodyguard and take a tour with me, would you Hunny?

[His tone implies this tour ends in a bedroom.]

...You really don't want to be doing that, man.

That fish hag is crazy and old as sin.

[It's Zelos. He'll sleep with any hot chick regardless of how batshit she is. He best not bring her home or there will be problems. DO YOU SEE WHAT ZELDA HAS TO LIVE WITH?]

[That is your own choice, Zelda, your own choice.]

[Oh goddesses it is, why does she love you idiots so much?]

[Because she's so nice. }:3]

[He lives with Zelda, dude. You think he hasn't heard about you? Still, they're probably something more like comrades in arms than rivals and he may be warning him away due to some past experience, if Zelda's ranting about his comments to her are any indication.]

I got this, man. Thanks for the heads up, though~

Edited 2012-02-26 22:57 (UTC)

Just letting a guy know. If you really want a lay that bad, hell, I'd help you there, anything is better than bedding with crazy. [Yeah, learning that now because of Dualscar.]

[A huff.]

Just know this little act she's putting up is just that, an act.

Look dude, lemme handle my business. I'm a professional. I appreciate the warning label, but I've dealt with all manner of crazy and believe you me I am fully equipped to handle a cougar like her.

...I really am not going to get into the 'degree' of crazy this bitch is. But all right.

[Pretty sure enslaving their entire race and having no respect for life is like, the peek of crazy when you've been doing it as long as her.]

[But uh... you got get some... of that... 'prime' fish steak... Yeah. ~~Dear god no, gross.~~]

Thanks, man.

[Look at it this way, Summoner. If he gets totally pwned by her then you can say you told him so! :D

He just can't let everyone hate on her when she really might be making an effort...]

[Hahaha, yeah no, he's lost way too many loved ones to her law, man. There is no redeeming her.]

I would if it were that easy! I'm actually trying to keep him from hurting anyone! I'd feel terrible if anyone else got hurt because of me.

[She smiles, pulling some of her hair over her shoulder to sift her fingers through.]

Maybe some other time though? A tour with such pleasant company seems like something to really look forward to! I haven't really seen much of the place at all yet!

[Zelos gives her a grin, keeping it just on this side of predatory.]

Just let me know when we can get some time alone and I can... show you around. [Wink~] Maybe more than once. Y'know, in case we miss something.

Of course! I would hate to miss seeing anything worth while!

[She giggles again, brushing her hair back over her shoulder.]

I never did learn your name.

Zelos Wilder, at your service~ And what should I call you, m'lady? See, I'm not sure gorgeous does you justice so I need something else♥

[How is she a cougar, this is like inverse cougaring >:|]

Zelos, I'll be sure to remember that. No one ever really calls me anything other than "Empress." So if that is unfitting to you, you are free to come up with something else.

[She gives him a playful smile, watching with interest.]

I'm sure I can come up with something that suits you once we get to know each other better, Empress~

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Not here lol

Still not here

So not here

very not here

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