First Offense [Video]

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First Offense [Video]

[Gosh, what a view what a view. There seems to be a man clad in a purple suit, purple top hat, and a magenta tie staring into the feed. He raises an eyebrow from behind his yellow shades, then pulls back, grinning and showing of the gap between his teeth.

And yes, he is still soaking wet. He has important things, and he can just get a towel/help/whatever whenever his employees show up! That's why he hired and/or built them, gosh!!!]

Hello!

So... I have a feeling that I'm absolutely lost in this big, beautiful, underwater city.

Has anyone seen a giant ship, yellow... being flown by a bunch of snake-dragons?

[Yeah, he was even doing hand signals. He's great.

pause.]

No?

Well. [he scratches his chin.]

Then, I guess I should be asking how to get out of here! If anyone would like to point me to the nearest exit, I'd be absolutely delighted, or if my staff happens to be around it would be pretty great if you'd report in!

[Feed... off!]

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Snake dragons??
O)(! But you can't leave, so t)(ere is no exit! Sorry!

[Hold on, he has to double-take the text. What a dashing shade of purple, parenthesis... = H? Oh! Yes, he's got this. That's not hard to figure out.]

Oh, yes! They were small snakes-like creatures with dragon wings.

[He stops, quirks an eyebrow. UH....]

You must be joking with me. There has to be an exit.

I wis)( I was!
T)(ere's an elevator and you can go up to t)(e island and swim R-E-ELY far out!
But you can't leave on your own!

[WOW THIS PLACE ISN'T GOOD AT ALL.]

So, I can swim as far out as I wish, but I'm not allowed to leave. This really will not do at all.

[I am le trapped. Shit.]

)(mm not even, but it's still pretty far!
SORRY! I know t)(at's not t)(e answer you wanted but we're all kind of stuck.
It's very nice )(ere, t)(oug)(. Usually.

Edited 2012-02-27 03:36 (UTC)

Not like I wanted to go for a swim in the sea, anyways. [My kingdom for my Jailbot.]

Well, at least I'm not the only one.

[Chinhands. You have his attention, Feferi.]

Now... what did you mean by "usually"? Does something go on that I need to know about?

Once I turned into a dragon!
And everyone else turned into weird t)(ings!
I liked it but ot)(er people didn't?
I don't know, stuff like t)(at!

No, sorry, haven't seen that around.

[A shake of the head and a slightly sad smile.]

Unfortunately, no one can leave. You'll be here for quite a while.

[Oh, alright. That's not good.]

Well, that is unfortunate, but there has to be a way. I'm absolutely needed back at my prison, and I am quite serious about it.

Prison? You run a prison?

[And then a shrug.]

I'm sorry, but you're in the same situation as all of us. This is a separate world on its own, its not so easy to leave, even if you do not consider the fact we are under the ocean.

[He's starting to get really annoyed, but his face twists to a grin as he introduces himself.]

Yes. I'm the Warden, and I run Superjail!

[Scratching his chin. Separate world, underwater. All of these are utter annoyances.

~~He should try to build an underwater superjail down here...~~]

Hm. So we were all kidnapped and taken to this strange and new underwater world? Is there any reason as to why?

[Don't tell him he's in trouble, he doesn't need that annoyance on his plate yet again.]

Warden? Of Superjail? What makes it so super?

[Another shrug. Wow, this guy is not helpful ~~as usual~~]

If there is a reason, they haven't told us. However, some assume we power the place in some way.

[You really ARE NOT helpful, but man, he's working with what he has.]

What makes my Superjail so super? It's the biggest correctional facility in my neck of the woods. It's the biggest, the best, and it's mine.

[He loves his jail so... so much. Anyways, he stops looking all smug, cocking an eyebrow from behind his glasses. Oh boy.]

We power it? You don't mean as in physical labor, right?

Is it? What sort of prisoners do you have there?

[A shake of the head.]

No. Our presence powers it. That's why it brings so many people here.

[OH MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL COLORS!]

[Butterfly divebombs the giant, fluttering around him in an absolute ecstacy of movement!]

[This certainly is a butterfly! The Warden at first attempts to swat the creature away, thinking of it as just a complete pest, then realizes that it is actually a butterfly! It puts him at a bit of ease knowing that there's familiar wildlife here, great... great.]

Hey little guy!

[He holds his gloved hand out, wondering if he would land on his palm or not.]

[Nah, Butterfly doesn't want to land on his palm. His gloves are a boring color, fuq dat shit. Instead, he lands on his wrist, on the sleeve of his suit, and bats his wings engagingly. Look, he's purple too!]

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay!

[Wow, ok. Rude...ish. Least he landed on him, that's cool.

He lifts his wrist up just a tad bit to get a good look at him, listening to him sing. ]

Why thank you for that welcome! I have to admit you have quite the voice on you. You wouldn't happen to know of an exit or anything that would really help me, would you?

[Butterfly keeps fanning his wings back and forth.]

I'm going home,
To the place where I belong,
And where your love has always been enough for me

[Hmm... He wonders what that means exactly.]

There is a way?

[Probably nothing. Butterfly isn't exactly the best soul to talk to for advice.]

One pill makes you larger,
And one pill makes you small,
And the one that mother gives you,
Don't do anything at all

That is a most unusual ship. I have not seen something of that nature here.

If you think that is unusual, you haven't even scratched the surface of the things that I own. [Heh.] But, I was afraid of that. I suppose I'm on my own at this point.

[NOT. GOING. TO. PANIC...

NOPE.......]

I see. You must have quite the collection.

You are on your own, in a sense, but there are many of us in a similar situation.

Correct!

[Okay, third person to confirm, this isn't fun.]

Right! We're not where we're suppose to be, and there's no way to get back to it. [He gives a frustrated groan, grinning as he lifted his hat to scratch his hair. The vacation could not have ended as horribly as it did. Yikes.]

Indeed, that does seem to be the case. How we arrived and how to leave are unknown.

And there's no way to shorten our arrivals and departures?

Unfortunately, no. I have been here over a year myself.

Great, just great.

Some are here longer; some shorter. This place can be fickle, at times.

So it's up to the jurisdiction of whoever's in charge.

[Good.]

Is there any way to contact them?

That is currently unknown. The locals will not speak of it.

[Who IS this idiot?]

You're stuck here, and your weird as fuck ship PROBABLY was left behind. I suggest you deal with it, cuz there's no way out.

[At least the guy likes purple, Eridan can't fault him for that.]

[WOW RUDE... AS SHIP.

But wait, seriously, what is up with all of these weird and ruuuude grey ids?]

Yeah... I had that detail pretty fine-tuned at this point. [Idle stretch.] To be fair, I can deal with it, I'm just afraid of what my prison will do with myself gone again.

See, okay, that's the funny thing about this place? While you are gone, the people back home don't realize it. Because, when an' if we do leawe, we kinda get plopped back on our time line, or so that's what I'we come to understand.

[A pause.]

A prison though?

Wait, really? No one even bothered mentioning that before! [He's at least partially relieved now, and fuck it all if he's not glad to be.]

[Anyways, more important things: gloating about his kawaii prison.]

Yes! I'm The Warden, the owner of the one and only Superjail. [Spoken in a "You-know-that-totally-amazing-jail-that-you-should-know" tone.]

Edited 2012-02-27 10:12 (UTC)

Yeah, well, most people here are lobeless idiots, so whatewer.

[That gets a "what-are-you-talking-about" look.]

Superjail? What a stupid name.

Great, just what I needed. Are they also psychotic killers of all sorts? [C8]

[Okay that offends him, he came up with it himself!!!]

I wasn't asking for your opinion of my Superjail's name, odd... candycorn horned creature.

Actually yeah there is, one killed my matesprit like two weeks ago, so why don't you go detain her or somethin' useful.

[He narrows his eyes.]

Eridan. Eridan Ampora and I'm a fuckin' troll, not a candycorn hornes creature. Also, I don't need you to ask me for me to giwe it, so fuckin' deal with it, sandsucker.

I'm not the one that detains my inmates, I have my Jailbot to do that.

[Pleasant smile.]

Sandsucker... That wasn't even a decent insult. [Heh.] But, that was my mistake, Eridan, I've never seen a troll like you before! And believe me, I've seen plenty of interesting things in my life!

Edited 2012-02-27 15:15 (UTC)

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[Video] im good at finishing sentences.

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action because he's a butterfly what is technology

what indeed is technology to such a creature /chinhands

he's already lost his butterfly-sized SFC

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it's cool, he couldn't read any texts anyway

oh you poor thing. 8'(

butterflies can't read, lol

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