First Offense [Video]

[superjailwarden]

[Gosh, what a view what a view. There seems to be a man clad in a purple suit, purple top hat, and a magenta tie staring into the feed. He raises an eyebrow from behind his yellow shades, then pulls back, grinning and showing of the gap between his teeth.

And yes, he is still soaking wet. He has important things, and he can just get a towel/help/whatever whenever his employees show up! That's why he hired and/or built them, gosh!!!]

Hello!

So... I have a feeling that I'm absolutely lost in this big, beautiful, underwater city.

Has anyone seen a giant ship, yellow... being flown by a bunch of snake-dragons?

[Yeah, he was even doing hand signals. He's great.


pause.]

No?

Well. [he scratches his chin.]

Then, I guess I should be asking how to get out of here! If anyone would like to point me to the nearest exit, I'd be absolutely delighted, or if my staff happens to be around it would be pretty great if you'd report in!

[Feed... off!]

Comments

[video]

[superjailwarden]

[WOW RUDE... AS SHIP.

But wait, seriously, what is up with all of these weird and ruuuude grey ids?]

Yeah... I had that detail pretty fine-tuned at this point. [Idle stretch.] To be fair, I can deal with it, I'm just afraid of what my prison will do with myself gone again.

[video]

[unconchonable]

See, okay, that's the funny thing about this place? While you are gone, the people back home don't realize it. Because, when an' if we do leawe, we kinda get plopped back on our time line, or so that's what I'we come to understand.

[A pause.]

A prison though?

[video]

[superjailwarden]

Wait, really? No one even bothered mentioning that before! [He's at least partially relieved now, and fuck it all if he's not glad to be.]

[Anyways, more important things: gloating about his kawaii prison.]

Yes! I'm The Warden, the owner of the one and only Superjail. [Spoken in a "You-know-that-totally-amazing-jail-that-you-should-know" tone.]

[video]

[unconchonable]

Yeah, well, most people here are lobeless idiots, so whatewer.

[That gets a "what-are-you-talking-about" look.]

Superjail? What a stupid name.

[video]

[superjailwarden]

Great, just what I needed. Are they also psychotic killers of all sorts? [C8]

[Okay that offends him, he came up with it himself!!!]

I wasn't asking for your opinion of my Superjail's name, odd... candycorn horned creature.

[video]

[unconchonable]

Actually yeah there is, one killed my matesprit like two weeks ago, so why don't you go detain her or somethin' useful.

[He narrows his eyes.]

Eridan. Eridan Ampora and I'm a fuckin' troll, not a candycorn hornes creature. Also, I don't need you to ask me for me to giwe it, so fuckin' deal with it, sandsucker.

[video]

[superjailwarden]

I'm not the one that detains my inmates, I have my Jailbot to do that.

[Pleasant smile.]

Sandsucker... That wasn't even a decent insult. [Heh.] But, that was my mistake, Eridan, I've never seen a troll like you before! And believe me, I've seen plenty of interesting things in my life!