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caughtinanetwork2012-02-27 05:38 pm
indoorscholar) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-02-27 05:38 pm
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[Your resident underground doctor appears on the feed, sporting a thermometer between his teeth and a rather large hypodermic needle between his fingers. After a few moments of fumbling, both instruments clatter onto a wooden surface, the blood-red contents of the needle sloshing back and forth as Shinra finally turns his flushed face towards the camera.]
Hello, everyone! It appears that some kind of mysterious epidemic is making its way through the enclosed cesspool that is now Vatheon - and it's bad enough that it even got a hold of me.
[He tries to cover up the fact that he sounds like a chain smoker with a light chuckle that quickly evolves into a coughing fit.]
In light of these developments, I am offering my medical consultation free of charge to anyone exhibiting symptoms!I'm also in need of some more test subjects, as the last seven blood draws have left my glucose levels a bit low...
If anyone around you seems unwell, keep your distance, and stay at home if you feel sick. Caution is the key to prevention!
Hello, everyone! It appears that some kind of mysterious epidemic is making its way through the enclosed cesspool that is now Vatheon - and it's bad enough that it even got a hold of me.
[He tries to cover up the fact that he sounds like a chain smoker with a light chuckle that quickly evolves into a coughing fit.]
In light of these developments, I am offering my medical consultation free of charge to anyone exhibiting symptoms!
If anyone around you seems unwell, keep your distance, and stay at home if you feel sick. Caution is the key to prevention!