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[The video feed clicks on, and whoever is holding the SFC is tall. The camera is pointed downwards, towards a very small, very feline little troll, who is crouched over something on the ground.]

What do you have there, Nepeta?

[That deeply amused, rumbling voice could only belong to one troll.]

I found Eridan! But he doesn’t want to get up!

[The camera gets readjusted, taking in more of the scene, and a very angry, very distressed, very fishy face comes into view.]

[The kitty troll noses at Eridan's side and then nudges him with her head until he rolls over, and again, and with a delighted giggle she pounces over to his other side to do it all over again. She’s in full-out playful kitty mode and it looks like she may have been at this for a while.]

Oh my fuckin' god, will the two a you leawe me the fuck alone! Nep! Nep fucking stop ROLLIN' ME like I'm your personal fuckin' cat toy! Goddamnit, I'm layin' here for a reason I mean fuck! What--What if you roll me offa somethin'! I could, fuckin' DIE or somethin'!

[A glance up towards the camera, his eyes growing wide with realization, not to mention dreaded embarrassment!]

Oh... FUCK YOU, EQ! Turn that shit OFF!

[He shifts, as if he's going to get up, but he doesn't. He merely resigns himself to his fate with a disdainful expression.]

Rude.

[OOC: answers could come from Equius, Nepeta, or Eridan... or all three!]

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I'm purretty sure he can take care of that on his own...

No!! We must give all t)(e bat)(s!
ALL OF T)(------EM!
GLUB GLUB GLUB 38D

No no no!! Baths are horrible and cold and wet! No baths!

Bat)(s are not )(orrible OR cold!!
W)(at kind of bat)(s )(ave YOU been taking??

As few as pawsibble beclaws they ARE!!

No no, you )(ave it all wrong!
Bat)(s are -EXCITING!

Edited 2012-03-01 07:35 (UTC)

No! You only say that beclaws you like water!

Beclaws water is GOOD!
I mean, because!

Heehee you said beclaws! And it isn't! It's pawful!

)(e)(e)( it )(appens!
I got Sollux to fis)(pun wit)(out even realizing it!

WAIT no, you're not going to distract me wit)( puns!
Are you s)(ore you're not saying t)(is because you know YOU need a bat)( too? 38P

NO!!!

No no no no no. I'm a purrfectly clean kitty thank you furry much.

O)( fine!
You and -Equius are bot)( no fun! 38|

Shhhh, or he'll remember to make me take a bath!

So you DO need a bat)(!!
Nepeta, you lied to me. 38(
I am as)(amed to )(ave you as co-owner of all t)(e cute in t)(e bubble!!

No, no, I don't! But he'll make me anyway!! He's purrfectly ridiculous and unreasonable about it!

[No, he isn't, she just really hates baths.]

T)(at's w)(at t)(ey all say!
I wonder w)(ere -Equius is RIG)(T NOW...

You wouldn't!!

I would!!
UNL-----ESS...

I'm not going to like this 'unless' am I?

UNL-ESS you pay me off in moor of your totally fintastic snuggles!
38)

[SUDDENLY TEXT because apparently emoticons express emotion better than real faces??]

:33 < X33!!!
:33 < you almost had me there fur a while h33h33!
:33 < why yes i think i might purrhaps stretch to affurd you an extra snuggle or two
:33 < *ac flops ofur to be belly-scritched*

You know me better t)(an t)(at!
Wait, let's see if I can do t)(is rig)(t...

*CC -ENTHUSIASTICALLY reac)(es over to rub t)(e cute kitty's soft belly!!*

:33 < *the kitty rolls back and furth purring loudly with its paws all waving in the air!*
:33 < *these are some of the nicest scritches she has efur had and she apurroves furry much of them!*

Okay I don't t)(ink I can stand to more t)(an one line of t)(at BUT
I expect real life cuddle too, just so you know.

:33 < well even just one line of it was purretty fun X33

:33 < duh of course youre getting real cuddles too!
:33 < there will be pouncecuddles when you least expect them!

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