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[ Jade is not amused. Lookit her just standing there, dripping eat. Her little dog ears are flattened back against her head and everything. She is standing right where this place dropped her. It appears to be some kind of park area. ]

Okay, I am pretty sure I am not where I should be right now. Ugh...

[ Insert Wizard of Oz joke here.

Okay. Change of plans. Mode switch. ]

hello??
can somebody tell me what the heck is going on right now????

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[She giggles and drapes the towel over her shoulders, smiling kindly back at him. She didn't think she'd see him again for three years, so this was kind of a nice surprise.]

Well, I'm glad you're okay.

[And then more excitedly she adds,] I've never been in a real city before, you know!

I guess okay is one way of putting it. Stuff hasn't really been happening as of late. Well, I guess some people are in a slight frenzy and people are sick from this curse crap, but nothing too big luckily. [At least, he didn't really care to pay attention to everyone scramble about crazy trollcestors. He's just that observant apparently.]

It's more like a town. In an underwater bubble. If you want city, you should head to Houston. That's more of a city then this. [He pauses though.] So...you don't remember here? At all?

It sounds like this place is pretty crazy from everything I've been hearing. [All those trolls, man...]

Town or city, it's still something I've only ever seen pictures of. Though I guess there is an island above us too. That sounds more familiar, hehe. [She frowns slightly, thoughtful.] No... Why would I? Was I here before?

Honestly, it's pretty tame with what we've dealt with. I will tell you that we used to have faeries, but then they exploded. It was kind of really gross.

I haven't actually been up there, believe it or not. [He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly, shoving his hands into his pockets.] You and Egbert were both here for a little while. Well, you actually came around the same I did. Back in December, if I remember right.

They exploded? [Oh no those poor things..... She thinks to ask something else about that but he derails her thoughts.]

In December... [She frowns, furrowing her eyebrows and chewing on her lower lip in thought. She already knew time worked funny here, but...] Sorry, Dave. I really don't remember. Maybe it was a different me. Like a future me or a me from a different timeline? [Honestly, she doesn't really know how the time stuff works. That's his thing.]

Does John remember?

[He flipped his shit. It was embarrassing.]

I wasn't expecting you to, honestly. Most people come here without remembering, if they were here before. John doesn't remember either. [Which was...well on one hand it was a relief. On the other, it was terrifying. Only because he remembered everything since he's been here and hasn't left.] I'm not mad or anything. Just, you know. A lot happens. [Oh boy. Dave is pretty sure he isn't going to be able to man up and mention that they got together for a relatively short period of time. Too awkward. Nope. Nope. Nope. He is a wuss and he'll just live with it.]

[Oh, Dave. It's okay she won't judge you.]

Oh... [She looks troubled though. She isn't sure she likes not remembering stuff that supposedly happened to her. She never liked it in the past when she could never remember when she fell asleep.]

What happened? I mean, is there anything I should know about that I've forgotten?

[Well Dave if you didn't want to explain it you shouldn't have even brought it up because now she's really curious.]

[But he's supposed to be cool man.]

Uh. We lived together. Which, by the way, is a thing that will happen. John, you, and me. I will bitch like a whiny whore if we do not live under the same roof again. Some stuff happened. Curses and what not. I guess nothing worth noting.

[Here's to hoping that his bullshit lie sounded like...it wasn't a lie. I don't know.]

[He's cool in spirit...]

Oh! Hehehe, that's fine. I don't mind living with you guys. [It'll be like a permanent sleep over yeeeaaaaah!]

Do the curses have anything to do with this weird tattoo? [She pulls up her sleeve to show him the mark on her inner wrist.] I keep hearing about both this and the curses but I don't really know what either is.

[Well, she might still ask around to uncover as much of her missing memory as she can... because curiosity. Also she would feel bad if she had forgotten someone specific.]

[That works...I guess.]

Good. Because it's a thing that's happening. John already settled and your room is open for your sweet puppy butt. [Oh, saying that out loud was kind of awkward in retrospect.]

Yeah, I guess? I mean, they don't really do anything but glow. But I guess they usually glow when shit hits the fan. Right now we're experiencing some sicknasty epidemic. Except it isn't cool, and it's actually really annoying.

Cruses range from stupid to ludicrous. One time we kept saying embarrassing confessions, which was probably the worst of them for me. Then we all got thrown into some messed up fairytale. This time, it seems to be a 'everyone should feel like crap' curse.

[Sweet puppy butt?? Dave, you're so funny. And sometimes weird.] Well you'll have to show me the way then so I can sit my butt down there, then.

[Pfft.

She examines her mark curiously, touching it with the fingers of her other hand. It feels like a tattoo, nothing really special. Except for what everyone is saying about them.]

I can't imagine what kind of embarrassing things a cool kid would say, hehehe.

[You mean always weird.] No worries, I'll lead the way.

[He motions her to follow after him.]

Oh you know. The deep confessions of a cool kid. The things that I keep in my diary. It's so very poetic, even Rose would get glassy eyed at it.

[Yes, that too.......]

[Jade bounces after him, still patting herself in a few places with the towel. It was pointless though. She'd have to change and let her clothes dry whenever they got to her new home.]

Sounds scandalous. The deep, dark confessions of an internet celebrity! Hehehe.

It was the most scandalous. So many girls were weeping over it. Even a few men were shedding a few manly tears. Others were horrified. You missed it.

[When he opened the door, the first thing he did was crouch down to pick up a little red bird from daring out of the house.] Oh hell naw, where do you think you're going lil' dude.

[She giggles at him. Alas, maybe she'll have to get someone else to tell her the juicy details.....

BIRD.]

Aw, Dave! What a cute little bird! Is he yours? [CAN SHE HOLD IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE]

[He might actually be really embarrassed if she tried.]

Yeah. I got me a chocobo somehow. He's kind of adorable, but he actually really likes to rough house. His favorite game includes stealing my shades while I sleep and refuse to give them back.

[He holds the curious chocobo chick to her, the slowly growing bird cocking it's head at her curiously.] I don't know how long he's gonna stay little though. Also, Jade. Game. Game. Jade.

[challenge accepted.]

A chocobo? [She's never heard of a bird like that but who cares he's so cute! She offers the bird the palm of her hand, coaxing him to hop into it.]

Hehehe, he steals your shades? That's so cute. How much bigger will he get?

[Game your face, Dave!! She pokes her tongue out at him in response.]

[Rude.]

Yeah. Fuck if I know what it is.

It's not that cute when it's eight in the morning and you're used to sleeping in until noon. And we're expecting being able to ride on his back big.

[He wanted to name it Feathery Asshole, but no one would let him have it. He finally decided to name it Game Bro Strider. It's embarrassing so he only calls it by Game.]

I can help take care of him! I wake up early. [Sometimes. She can be kind of a heavy sleeper.] Wow, that is big... but that sounds like fun. We can ride him around town, hehehe.

[Game your face, I say! Mean name... but also cute.] Did you really name him Game?

Everyone might have to. The thing is a little monster when he wants to. Terrorizing the house and everything.

[He makes a bit of a face.] Don't laugh. Well, John partly named him. I guess I'm a sucker for sappy names. His full name is Game Bro Strider.

It sounds like he will fit in just fine, then. [She smiles a little softer at the name.]

Well... I don't know about Game but I like the rest of it.

Take your complains to Egbert then. Well, I guess that wouldn't really work. It was previous Egbert who helped name him.

This is never not confusing, holy shit.

[She laughs.] It sounds kind of confusing. More so for the people who are here and remember everyone coming and going, I think.

I guess so. You get used to it.

[He pets Game lazily.] It could be worst anyways.

Edited (Wow I should not do tags this late. I am full of stupid.) 2012-03-14 10:49 (UTC)

Yeah... At least we're here together, right? [She smiled. She meant "we" in a more boarder sense. The trolls and John were around too so it wasn't like any of them would have to go it alone.]

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[action] mfw i need to check where his is again LMFAO

[action] IS IT ON HIS BUTT? (wink wonk)

[action] I wish. Hah. Back of his neck

[action] that is probably a more acceptable place for it :'D also that icon is my favorite

[action] I love how ridiculous it is

[action] me too. Jade and her srs face is too much.

[action] She's trying to be cool.

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