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[stayb100ponyboy]

[The audio feed crackles for a moment, like whoever is going to start speaking has to psyche himself up to do it. Then there's a deep sigh, and...]

Feferi Peixes is no longer in the bubble. I guess... I guess she went home.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Uh huh
D --> So if I offered to bring RoboEquius over there right now
D --> And make a disgusting mutant sandwich
D --> You would be completely and totally opposed to the idea
D --> Wouldn't even have to think, would just say no

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[bethehugejerk]

[There is a good pause before he answers. Curse you.]

WE'RE SIX SWEEPS, EQUIUS.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Huh
D --> The spelling must have changed
D --> Because that certainly doesn't 100k like a no
D --> It's almost as if you're considering the idea

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[bethehugejerk]

I NEVER SAID THAT!
I MEAN
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT
WITH YOU AND
AND YOUR STUPID AS FUCK ROBOT?????

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> You mean you don't
D --> Heavens, and that was the only reason I made him, too
D --> Might as well take him apart and turn him into scrap metal, I suppose

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[bethehugejerk]

UH















WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT HASTY
I MEAN
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HIM AROUND.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Are you suggesting I keep around a robot who doesn't fulfill his intended task
D --> That is just wasteful and f001ish
D --> To the scrap heap he goes

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[bethehugejerk]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
FUCK
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU STUPID INFURIATING DICK.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> No, I'm afraid I don't
D --> My head is full of sweat and hoofbeast e%crement, as you're so fond of reminding me
D --> You'll have to be very
D --> Very
D --> SPECIFIC

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[bethehugejerk]

STUPID FUCKING SHITREEKING SWEATDRIPPING OBSTINATE GODDAMN PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS!
FUCK YOU!
...
NOT RIGHT NOW BUT
I
UH.



JUST LISTEN, THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR THIS SORT OF THING
A WAY ROMANCE SHOULD GO
EVEN BLACK ROMANCE
AND I DO NOT WANT TO MISHANDLE IT BY RUSHING INTO THE WRONG THING AT THE WRONG TIME, OKAY?
I HATE YOU
AND I HATE YOUR UGLY ASS ROBOT
WHICH YOU HAD BETTER NOT FUCKING DISMANTLE OR I WILL COME OVER THERE AND USE THE SCRAP TO DISFIGURE YOU INTO A BIGGER FREAK THAN YOU ARE ALREADY.
JUST
SOMEDAY, ALRIGHT?
HAVE A SENSE OF PACING, YOU UTTER BUCKETSPONGED ASSTRUCK.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> You want to pail me
D --> And my robot

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[bethehugejerk]

NOT UNTIL WE'RE OLDER!

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Pervert

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> I just wanted to know what kind of weird stuff I could be getting myself into
D --> Wow, Vantas, I don't know
D --> You're a bigger se%ual deviant than I thought
D --> You should really learn to just keep these bizarre fantasies to yourself

[Guess who's feeling better? Go on, guess!]

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU MADE THE GODDAMN ROBOT FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
YOU MADE OUT WITH IT WITHOUT ME EVER SAYING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT WANTING YOU TO!!!
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NOT THAT
...
NEVER FUCKING MIND.
YOU'RE A BIGGER PERVERT THAN I EVER WILL BE, HOOFBEAST FUCKER!

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Now that's quite enough out of you
D --> Beasts are made to be 100ked upon with adoration and appreciation
D --> Not eaten or used as scratching posts for our perverse se%ual desires
D --> That's what robots are for

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> I mean

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[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Dammit

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[bethehugejerk]

WAIT YOU MEAN YOU

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AHAHA.

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[bethehugejerk]

AHAHAHAHA!
CALL ME A PERV AND THEN SAY YOU USE YOUR ROBOTS LIKE THAT, HUH?
OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, ROBOT FUCKER.
WHO KNEW YOU WERE MAKING YOUR VERY OWN ROBOT DUPLICATE FOR A PURPOSE LIKE THAT.
IS THAT WHY YOU WANT IT?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FANTASIES THERE, PERVERT!
SO TELL ME, JUST HOW DISAPPOINTED *ARE* YOU THAT YOUR KISMESIS WANTS TO TAKE THE SAFE ROUTE AND WAIT, HUH?