> Nepeta and Gamzee: Ship all the things

[bestestfurrend]

[When the recording starts the picture is moving along in a rather strange, jerky motion, up to a door that gets headbutted open by the feathery head that's holding the starfish in its mouth, revealing...

...what seems to be the low-lit interior of something more akin to a cave than a room, littered with messy piles of soft scraps and plushies and yarn and even the occasional teapot.

A monstrous shadow looms on the wall, a fearsome looking four-horned creature.]

You're the best, Gamzee! I'd nefur have been able to reach to use all that extra wall if you weren't here, nope nope nope!

[And with a squawk the chocobo drops the SFC, sending it cartwheeling until it points at the origins of that shadow, a messier-than-usual kitty troll perched on a clown troll's shoulders, various hues of paint staining her hands and clothes and even her cheeks, still dripping a bright red from an outstretched paintbrush that had been adding the finishing touches to a heart high up on:]



Oh, Pounce! Hi Pounce! I'm really glad that Gamzee brought you to visi...POUNCE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! OH NOOOOO...

[She attempts to leap at the wall to block it from view; this doesn't go well when instead it just makes both trolls topple over in a tangle of limbs.]

My wallllllll! [click!]


((ooc: image by our amazing Gamzee-mun!))

Comments

[aim_exorable]

No, that is just her penchant for dramatics.

She's always been like this, since she was a nymph and after she became a scourge of the seas.

[That's a slight lie, but ugh, he'll try to help you out, Mindfang, even though with the way you treat him, he really shouldn't.]

[bestestfurrend]

You know her really really well, don't you?

[aim_exorable]

I imagine that could be said for any two individuals who grew up with one another, and then were later stuck with dealing with one another for an indeterminate amount of sweeps.

MF CAN THREADJACK TOO

[o8liter8]

Wait, what? I thought you were exiled.

GOD MF PLEASE GET OUT

[aim_exorable]

[Twitch. He still really hates everyone throwing that word around so freely, can we quit that?]

And I said we met at a later date, didn't I?

NO FUCK YOU

[o8liter8]

Don't remember that part.

LANGUAGE

[aim_exorable]

[S I G H]

I suppose it would be a great deal to ask of you if you could simply listen for once.

FUCK YO' LANGUAGE

[o8liter8]

I've been listening! With all the magical super special revelations about my future I'm getting lately, it's a wonder my head doesn't fucking explode!

MISSY HE IS COMING OVER THERE DON'T EVEN

[aim_exorable]

Considering you have this tendency to peer into your future, I'm not sure why you are quite so surprised.

NYAH NYAH CANT TAME MF!!!!!!!!

[o8liter8]

That was once and I regretted it. Who's the one not listening now?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[aim_exorable]

Here is another spoiler for your future:

You do it more than once.

COME AND GET IT BITCH

[o8liter8]

Fuck you too.

[ CLICKS OFF. ]

[bestestfurrend]

So it is something! Or you wouldn't put up with each other fur so long!

[aim_exorable]

I can assure you it is not the kind of 'something' which you are imagining, Miss Leijon.

[bestestfurrend]

I think it is! And don't call me miss, use my name!! I'm your descendant's meowrail so it's okay fur you to do it fur sure!

[aim_exorable]

It really isn't... Nepeta.

[There now can people stop getting on his case about being more casual, god!!!]

[bestestfurrend]

That's better! And it is!

[aim_exorable]

It isn't.

[bestestfurrend]

Is too!

[aim_exorable]

Please stop.

[bestestfurrend]

...you're suppawsed to say 'is not' again.

[aim_exorable]

I'd rather avoid that kind of pattern, if it's all the same to you.

[He's learned after dealing with Summoner.]

[bestestfurrend]

But Equius always does it! [IT'S THEIR FAVOURITE GAME. Well, Nep's favourite. Equius doesn't seem to have realized it's a game yet.]

[aim_exorable]

I suggest doing it with Equius, then.

[bestestfurrend]

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