> Nepeta and Gamzee: Ship all the things

[bestestfurrend]

[When the recording starts the picture is moving along in a rather strange, jerky motion, up to a door that gets headbutted open by the feathery head that's holding the starfish in its mouth, revealing...

...what seems to be the low-lit interior of something more akin to a cave than a room, littered with messy piles of soft scraps and plushies and yarn and even the occasional teapot.

A monstrous shadow looms on the wall, a fearsome looking four-horned creature.]

You're the best, Gamzee! I'd nefur have been able to reach to use all that extra wall if you weren't here, nope nope nope!

[And with a squawk the chocobo drops the SFC, sending it cartwheeling until it points at the origins of that shadow, a messier-than-usual kitty troll perched on a clown troll's shoulders, various hues of paint staining her hands and clothes and even her cheeks, still dripping a bright red from an outstretched paintbrush that had been adding the finishing touches to a heart high up on:]



Oh, Pounce! Hi Pounce! I'm really glad that Gamzee brought you to visi...POUNCE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! OH NOOOOO...

[She attempts to leap at the wall to block it from view; this doesn't go well when instead it just makes both trolls topple over in a tangle of limbs.]

My wallllllll! [click!]


((ooc: image by our amazing Gamzee-mun!))

Comments

[voice]

[f8tal]

What is this, a pissing contest? What does having more quadrants than me have to do with you being an utter waste of space and being a failure on top that?

[voice]

[unconchonable]

It means you're ewen more so a waste a space an' failure on top than me, Serket. Anyone with a workin' think pan would hawe gotten that, but I suppose I was giwin' you a too much credit.

[voice]

[f8tal]

Having quadrants doesn't make you a better troll, Ampora. I don't need anyone to make me whole.

Just because you have someone that is too dull in the head to realize that they're just wasting their time with you only makes you both fools.

[voice]

[unconchonable]

That's where you're wrong, Wris. Hawin' quadrants filled does mean I'm a better troll, means I'we accomplished more than you, an' are more important than you. Also, I'm quite obwiously NOT a waste a time, considerin' how long I'we had the same quadrant mate, which has been for almost half a sweep now. You just don't want to admit that you're alone, an' uncared for. No one giwes a shit about you Wris.

It's not a matter a you so choosin' to be alone, as you're obwiously tryin' to make me beliewe, it's as fuckin' simple as no one fuckin' wants you.

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[ex_fintastic398]

Eridan, stop. Leave her alone and get your fishy butt over here.

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[unconchonable]

She started it, but whatewer. On my way.

[voice] 1/2

[f8tal]

[Fuck.

Fuck him.

She can tell herself that didn't hurt, but that'd be a straight up lie.]

[voice] 2/2

[f8tal]

Whatever.

[Clicks off.]

[not here but...]

[unconchonable]

[Eridan one, Vriska zero. Yeah, he can totally get used to this.]

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[ex_fintastic398]

Vriska, please. Don't encourage him! You know he's just trying to get under your skin.

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[f8tal]

Like he could ever successfully do that.

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[ex_fintastic398]

You sound like you're getting pretty irritated there.

Just please don't do anything you're going to regret!

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[f8tal]

Well you're wrong.

I don't care. At all.

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[ex_fintastic398]

Vriska...

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[f8tal]

Leave me alone!

[end convo]

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[ex_fintastic398]

[ It's hard having a teenage daughter. It's hard and Feferi really shouldn't understand but is kind of thinking she does. ]