caughtinanetwork | > Nepeta and Gamzee: Ship all the things

[When the recording starts the picture is moving along in a rather strange, jerky motion, up to a door that gets headbutted open by the feathery head that's holding the starfish in its mouth, revealing...

...what seems to be the low-lit interior of something more akin to a cave than a room, littered with messy piles of soft scraps and plushies and yarn and even the occasional teapot.

A monstrous shadow looms on the wall, a fearsome looking four-horned creature.]

You're the best, Gamzee! I'd nefur have been able to reach to use all that extra wall if you weren't here, nope nope nope!

[And with a squawk the chocobo drops the SFC, sending it cartwheeling until it points at the origins of that shadow, a messier-than-usual kitty troll perched on a clown troll's shoulders, various hues of paint staining her hands and clothes and even her cheeks, still dripping a bright red from an outstretched paintbrush that had been adding the finishing touches to a heart high up on:]

Oh, Pounce! Hi Pounce! I'm really glad that Gamzee brought you to visi...POUNCE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! OH NOOOOO...

[She attempts to leap at the wall to block it from view; this doesn't go well when instead it just makes both trolls topple over in a tangle of limbs.]

My wallllllll! [click!]

((ooc: image by our amazing Gamzee-mun!))

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Haha, I guess.

[He glances at the wall again, before grinning.]

But if it is all being the same to you, you ain't need to start calling me what were it again Mr. Gamzee.

I could if you wanted me to. I could even do that "ooooh Mr. Gamzee" thing.

[He tries to imagine that for a moment. All prim and proper and line-face-y Equius going 'oh mr gamzee oh'.

It is hilarious.

He snorts for a moment, looking at him with mirth dancing in his eyes.]

Hahaha, it's cool, babe. I think I'd rather all have you use my motherfuckin' name here. I really don't wanna be any bro's mister.

[Dang, and here the thought was making Equius sweat. He might still try that swooning thing, although he'll leave out the mister.]

That's fair. But either way, we have a place of prominance on the shipping wall. That means we have to take our duties as matesprits very seriously.

[you know, maybe in a few sweeps Gamzee will let him call him Sir. If Equius is into that stuff.]

I'm guessing so. Man, you know what this all means? Means I gotta fuckin' take you out on a motherfuckin' date, yeah. I were gonna, but shit kept all getting its happen on. I wanna though.

What, really?

[Things have been pretty crazy lately, and the thought of a nice, relaxing date with Gamzee? That sounds amazing.]

Are you asking me on a date?

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm all doing here.

[Probably would be smarter not to do this in a room with ms shippy-cat extraordinary but that requires braining power Gamzee simply does not have.]

... Unless you ain't wanna. I can be chill either way.

No, oh my goodness, are you kidding? I'd love to go on a date with you!

[Hey, they're already on the wall, it's not like she could put them up there twice.]

[Well, they might have a little kitty stalker on their date.

He's smiling kind of ridiculously wide though.]

Aight. Good. I'm real glad.

[If an excited squeal comes from behind him it has nothing to do with her having looked over his shoulder just then. Of course not.]

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