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steamboat willie (2 - video)

Hiya, everybody! Gee, I'm sorry that I've been so quiet fer so long... Minnie got a real bad case of the... whatever-ya-wanna-call-it that was goin' 'round, so I was spendin' every second of every day helpin' her get better.

Now that she's up and at 'em, I figure I should get ta know everyone here better, since it looks like we're all gunna be stuck here a while. So let's make this interestin'... gimmie yer name, and somethin' about yerself that makes ya totally different than anybody else!

I'll start off! My name is Mickey Mouse, and I'm a King! Yer turn!

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[Incredulous forever.]

You're a king?

[why is this so hard to believe-]

Yup!

I smell some straight up musclebeast excrement. How the fuck is somethin' like YOU royalty?

[He's royalty as well, so like, yeah he's basically an expert on this.]

How? Well, I married royalty.

... That doesn't fuckin' make you royalty! That just makes you either a matesprit or kismesis to royalty. God, what sorta fucked up uniwerse are you from?

[God, don't you know anything at all! You have to be HATCHED royal. Jeez, Mickey!]

[Whaaaat are those words, even.]

Gee, that's how it works back on my world. If ya marry royalty, that makes ya royal too. I married Queen Mickey, so I became King.

[You mean you don't know troll terms? Oh Mickey, you are ill prepared!]

So any fuckin' commoner can be royalty so long as he or she presents himself or herself pitiable or hateable enough for the current royals... What the fuck...

[Though... That kinda gets him thinking about him and Karkat. Hmm...]

Uh, kinda has ta do more with 'love'. Minnie didn't hate me or pity me. When I popped the question, I got so many kisses I was knocked off my feet!

... Oh fuckin' duh, my mistake. I always forget about that. So I guess ewen squeakbeasts go offa human concepts of romance.... An' I really didn't need to know about you an' your wife's sloppy makeouts after you popping somethin' or other.

[Eridan is great at conversations with Disney characters.]

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[Carefully trying to go the smoothest route...]

Poppi' the question just means askin'! I dunno how it is on other worlds, but in mine, when ya wanna marry someone, ya get down on one knee, offer the lady a ring, and ask "Will ya marry me?"

Right.

[A raise of an eyebrow.]

Where I'm from marriage ain't ewen a thing. I only know about it 'cos a what Kar told me, an' he only knows 'cos a the humans.

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Kar?

[Think think think.]

... Karkat? Wow, sure are a lot of trolls here.

Yeah, Karkat. Him an' I are kinda a thing.

[SQUINT.]

There a problem with trolls bein' here?

A course not! I think it's pretty neat.

Good.

[A pause.]

Anyway, I'm Eridan Ampora. I'm real royalty.

Nice ta meet ya, Eridan.

[Okay, he's... slightly annoyed by that dig. Lip-twitch.]

Don't listen to him. He's a royal pain in the tailfin is what he is.

I am not!

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Aw, it's okay. I've dealt with worse guys.

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No, he's not. He's really just shit.

video; good <3

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FROM ACROSS THE ENTIRE HOUSE and can probably heard next door

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yup..

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Best neighbors.

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the very 8est

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not here exactly...

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HEHEHEH

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Karkat must be pleased as punch.

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video , i look away for five minutes and everyone wants in

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video AHAHAHAH I'M SORRY.....

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Wish I could say the same.

[Isn't he just pleasant?]

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Dude, seriously?

... What?

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Eridan, be nice! He really is a king! He's from my universe! I mean, this is the first time I've actually met him in person like this, but I know about him!

I'm well aware a what he's callin' himself on false terms, alright? That's still a fuckin' stupid way to decide royalty!

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