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[jokerofcrime]

 [Well, here's Meowth on a street somewhere. And here's Meowth's thought bubble, which is currently just a mass of squiggly lines to indicate his irritation.]  What's a cat got t' do to get some privacy 'round here? I ain't spendin' the rest o' the week locked in a closet. I got important business to take care of and I can't get nothin' done with this thing followin' me around.

[Someone must have upset a ball of yarn somewhere because one rolls by. Meowth pretends not to notice it. His thought bubble, however, goes through a series of ??? :D :D?? while he's distracted by flailing at his SFC.] And another thing-

[Side-eye. The thought bubble is now showing a crudely drawn image of Meowth playing with the ball of yarn. Damn his cat urges. He shakes it off.] As I was sayin', I got-

[OH SCREW IT. He tosses the SFC aside and darts after the escaping yarn ball. Offscreen, you can hear him shouting.] Hah! Come to Meowthy little yarn ball.

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[demonicbookworm]

...Are you... alright?

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[jokerofcrime]

[OF COURSE HE IS. HE'S NOT, LIKE, SPOONING A BALL OF YARN OR ANYTHING.]

Couldn't be better, as a matter o' fact. [Now that I got my one true love here wit' me.

Stupid thought balloons. Stupid... Cat-like love of round objects.]

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[brbstealingpknm]

[Just, going to be laughing his arse off here Meowth.]

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[jokerofcrime]

HEY! What're you laughin' about, twerp? [THIS WOULD BE A LOT MORE EFFECTIVE IF HE WASN'T TANGLED IN YARN. MAYBE.]

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[brbstealingpknm]

For one who claims to be a Rocket, you sure are easily distracted.

[More laughing.]

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[jokerofcrime]

[SPAZZFLAIL] QUIT SAYIN' I AIN'T A ROCKET. I'M THE MOST ROCKETY-ROCKET YOU EVER SAW, KID. [Incoherent sputtering and... Oh right. Meowth seems to be wrapped up in that yarn very tightly. Oops. Cue the inevitable falling over.

The thought bubble broadcasts the SADDEST KITTY FACE, followed by oh, what a tangled web I weave.... Mmm puns.]

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[bountyofthesun]

[To his credit, Hideyoshi is trying not to laugh. He's trying really hard.]

Every time I think I've just about seen it all...!

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[jokerofcrime]

[TOTALLY INDIGNANT HERE.] There ain't nothin' strange about a cat with a love o' yarn, okay? [His thought balloons are a mess of hearts and vague threats related to anyone taking his yarn away. Good thing he's a cat, so... He'll be onto something else in five minutes.]

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[bountyofthesun]

Oh, no, no. [He waves both hands in professed innocence.] Nothing wrong with that! A cat that talks, though...

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[jokerofcrime]

[He feigns humility. He feigns it real good. Unfortunately... The thought bubbles are betraying him. "HAH. If these folks 'round here keep bein'' impressed by me talkin, I'll have 'em wrapped around my tail in no time. Hah!'] Yeah, yeah. I'm real impressive. Tell me somethin' I ain't heard.

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[bountyofthesun]

[Oh, pff. Hideyoshi knows all about feigning humility - in fact he rather sympathizes with your plight, bizarre talking cat.]

So you would be from the world of the talking cats, is that it?

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[jokerofcrime]

There's a world o' nothin' but talking cats? [HE WANTS TO GO THERE. ..Actually, no he doesn't. He'd be interested for about five seconds, then he'd... be annoyed, 'cause he ain't special no more.]

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[bountyofthesun]

Isn't there? [He looks a little confused. Somehow it seemed like a natural assumption to make...] Wait, so you're something unusual where you come from, too?

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[xthecorvus]

[ This seems to be accidental though. But leave it to the demon to not ignore a feed like this.

There's a pause. A small chuckle and one simple whispered statement. ]

...simply precious.

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[jokerofcrime]

[Earflick. He's just holding his yarn ball in his paws about to start unraveling it. This is not helping any possible image he might have of himself being A BIG TOUGH CAT.] Huh?

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[xthecorvus]

My apologies, Meowth.

[ Bit of a smirk though. He's still staring in rapt fascination at the screen. Still too cute, especially with the yarn ball. ]

It seems not even you are immune to the charms of a simple ball of yarn. absolutely sublime...

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[jokerofcrime]

I got urges, like any cat-type. [Hmph! So there. Although he's just... Basking in the attenton, because Sebastian's cat-love is awesome.]

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[xthecorvus]

[ His cat love is creepy and mustn't be encouraged. ]

So it seems. As much a cat as anyone would consider you to be. What sort did you say you were again...?

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[jokerofcrime]

[Like Meowth can sense creepy. ADORATION. LIKE HE WAS MEANT FOR.]

A Pokemon. Not that anyone but them two twerps know about 'em. This whole alternate universe stuff's a real pain.

[Commune] - If allowed, your choice if it works.

[rebull]

[One of his usually mind sweeps of the animal population in the bubble, Summoner finds yet another creature he can mentally commune with, or might be able to. He's at least aware of this new creature. The troll sits back next the the tree he's by and closes his eyes, sending a telepathic message to the creature.]

New face? Or just one I haven't met yet?

[Commune] - TOTALLY ALLOWED.

[jokerofcrime]

[ksdjlsk OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT? WHAT?

WHAAAAT? This is Meowth. This is Meowth looking around frantically for the source of DAT VOICE.]

H-hey, who said that?

[Commune] - YES GOOD.

[rebull]

[Cool thing about commune if he knows how much Meowth is freaking out right now... He can feel it, sense it, so he pauses before answering, reconsidering the commune until the other manages to settle down.]

[EHHhhh... what the fuck, let's keep trying for a bit longer.]

Oh, uh, you can't see me right now, but I know where you are! I have this...um, ability, I can talk to animals and stuff in their minds! And control them completely, heh. But don't worry! I won't do that without permission. The name's Lysunder.

[Commune]

[jokerofcrime]

Just so you know, you ain't gettin' no permission t' control me. And, anyway, why all the fancy-smancy powers just t' have a conversation? [...Man, he looks so dumb talking out loud to NOTHING.]

[Commune]

[rebull]

Uh, I'm not really looking for that anyway, so I think we can reach an agreement on that, heh. And um, well I'm not physically there? And you're not the only creature I;m speaking to right now, so... Yeah.

[Commune]

[jokerofcrime]

[STAAAAARING

at NOOOOOOOOTHING.]

HEY! If you're gonna creep me out, then I better have your undivided attention, bub!