[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[Video]

[last_lombax]

Nook hunting...

Well that's one way to put it, I guess

[Video]

[rebull]

[Stares.]

I'm conflicted.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[Stares back.]

About what?

[Video]

[rebull]

If I should be okay with being attracted to you or not. [Handchins.]

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[Just....surprised stare.]

...Wat?

[Video]

[rebull]

[Smile.]

'If I should be okay with being attracted to you or not.'

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

I heard you the first time...

...You bring serious or playing with me right now?

[Video]

[rebull]

Hey man, you said 'what!' [Snickers, raising a hand.]

And I'm serious.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

Oh...um thanks...

I've never had someone tell me that before...

[Video]

[rebull]

Well I never had a problem with being someone's first.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[See Ratchet nearly fall over.]

I...um...I think your horns are hot!

...[He has no idea what to say anymore.]

[Video]

[rebull]

[Snickers, leaning close to the screen.]

Don't keel over before I even get there, I'd like to be the one working you up.

[This is both hilarious and confusing for Summoner, but whatever, aliens are kinda... interesting. And he's a very curious man.]

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[Watch as the gears in his head start to turn. This guy wants to...

And he's offering... But doesn't he like girls? Those horns are hot...shit! He shakes the thoughts from his head.]

...We at least going to learn each other's names first?

[Video]

[rebull]

[Girls guys, what's the difference?]

Sure! Call me Lysunder. I think that's what I'd like to here once we start going. And you?

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[Boobs, firm chests, and the parts in between the legs, just to name a few.]

...Ratchet. My names Ratchet.

[And doesn't he get a say in this?]

[Video]

[rebull]

[Pfff, whatever, it's all good.]

That's... actually a really neat name. Just Ratchet? Or do you have a title as well?

[Yep! He could've just not responded to this post. }:)]

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

No title. Just Ratchet.

[Not when the works Nook Hunting were involved.]

[Video]

[rebull]

All right. So tell me about yourself, Ratchet. Like, perhaps where you come from? Hobbies? Favorite position?

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[Going to ignore that last one...]

I'm from the Polaris Galaxy. I'm a Lombax. Hobbies? Fixing up ships and fighting evil geniuses who want to either destroy the universe or take it over. Usual hero stuff-Don't have a favorite! I'm a virgin!

Fuck!

[Video]

[rebull]

Lombax? New one, yet to meet someone of that specific species... or race, what have you.

Hero stuff? Oh my, I have to say something of that caliber is quite interesting. And ships? What kinds of ships?

[His eyes slim, grinning wide at that last bit.]

Don't worry, my experience makes up for you lack many times over.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

...Starships, if you're curious. I normally work on ships meant for space travel. I did make a nuclear powered rocket sled once.

[Trying to avoid that subject right now and hopes the curse doesn't activate again.]

What about you? Tell me about yourself, Lysunder

[Video]

[rebull]

Oh, starships? That's.. actually really impressive and kind of intimidating.

[...Slip of the tongue, it's not... that intimidating. Okay maybe it is. Why are people who are good at that kind of stuff so impressive to him? Sheesh.]

Me? Hmm, I'm a General back home, currently leading a rebellion against a tyrannical sea hag. I can fly, I have a stutter.

Fff aaa... [FUCK?!]

...Yep.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

A General...

[He kind of gets a far off look for a moment. He swallows and smirks.]

Impressive. I've toppled an Empire before. Maybe I can give you some pointers.

[And he smiles.]

It's cute...the stutter.

[Video]

[rebull]

A trade then, my pointers for yours? I'm sure I have one or two that could benefit you.

[A small twitch, subtle.]

It's nonexistent, the stutter.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

Sorry...

[Great. Now he feels bad. Fuck it all.]

...Deal. Your pointers for mine.