[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[prominence_glow]

cooking.

or is that just me?

also

you made out with dem right???

[Video]

[scaresplants]

...

Last time I checked, Vatheon wasn't the Classifieds section on romance. What's your profile? "Loves long walks on beaches, horn handling, and typing in brown text colors all the time"?

[rebull]

1'M A PRETTY OKAY COOK, aCTUALLY.
nOTH1NG FANCY THOUGH,
uSED TO AN OPEN FLAME.

*gASP!*
wE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
}:O

1/2

[aim_exorable]

[...]

[Did you honestly just write that.]

[Summoner.]

[Please.]

[Darkleer needs a towel.]

text

[kingwithnocrown]

Your eloquence astounds me

Been a while~. I take it you're not doing as good as you could be?

[Text]

[rebull]

yEAH SURE, tHAT WORKS,
aS LONG AS YOU ENJOY THOSE TH1NGS AS WELL?

text

[rebull]

tH1S A GUESS1NG GAME NOW?
wE'VE MET BEFORE,
mOST L1KELY 1N PERSON.
yOU MAKE A MARK ON ME, oR D1D WE JUST ST1CK TO TONGUE?

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> I will never cease being shocked by how unbelievably and shamelessly lewd you can get
D --> At least you had the good graces to filter this from the children

[text]

[rebull]

hAD TO RESPOND,
d1DN'T YOU?
1S TH1S MASK1NG YOUR TRUE 1NTENT1ONS, b1G BLUE?

[Video]

[scaresplants]

Well, certainly not the horn handling or the brown text colors. I'm partial towards beaches, though the sand getting everywhere is quite annoying after a while.

So, are you looking for a one time fling? Your true love? Your, erm, what was the word, "matesprit" or "kismesis"? Thats what you trolls use, right?

text

[kingwithnocrown]

Oh yeah there was a lot of tongue. Soooooo muuuuuuch tonnnnngue.

Then you violated me with yours horns :[
It was a pretty scary~* time

[text]

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am not masking anything
D --> besides the fact that I find our conversations int
D -->

[A sudden pause indicates that Darkleer is pressing his head against a bench and willing himself to just. Spontaneously combust. He hates this curse.]

D --> Just no.

text;

[p2iioniicii2t]

And yet 2omehow he diid not have the judgement two fiilter iit from the re2t of Vatheon.

[ What is Psii even doing talking to Darkleer in public? He's too busy staring at this post and blushing yellow to be discreet. ]

[Text]

[rebull]

tHAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO GET TO DO1NG SOMETH1NG,
dON'T EVEN TH1NK ABOUT THE SAND.
nO HORNS YOU SAY?
*sNAP*
1 PROBABLY WON'T BE YOUR TH1NG THEN.

wHOA WHOA, dON'T BE FL1NG1NG UH,
tHOSE WORDS AROUND HERE.
tHOSE ARE A MUCH MORE SACRED,
uH,
tH1NG.
aLL 1'M LOOK1NG FOR 1S GOOD T1ME,
nO STR1NGS ATTACHED.

text;

[aim_exorable]

[Oh! Well this is a curious and nice surprise. After getting annoyed and flustered at Summoner, Darkleer feels a bit more relaxed seeing that yellow text. Out of all the other trolls in Vatheon, the Psiioniic is the one easiest to deal with. At least there's some technical understanding in there.]

D --> I am afraid that sort of thing would be close to impossible
D --> Save for some sort of indescribable miracle.
D --> I suppose we could not be so lucky.

Text;

[420]

AiN'T NoThInG AlL BeTtEr fOr gEtTiNg yOuR FuCkIn rElAx oN
LiKe fInDiNg a gOoD SpOt tO ChIlL DoWn tHe bEaCh aT
SnApPiNg iNtO SoMe rUdE ElIxIr
AnD HaVe a cHoIcE SlIcE Of pIe.

[prominence_glow]

ha
open flames are the best
let no one tell you otherwise

damn straight you have been skippy!!!
and that means now i have to make out with you too
because demyx thinks i wont
also
his ass is off limits
just fyi

[bestestfurrend]

hunting is always lots of fun!
but purrhaps not furry relaxing
ohh what about a picnic??
since you cant come indoors to have a tea purrty with us

[text]

[rebull]

1NTEMERATE?
1NTEN1BLE?
1NTEROSCULANT?
1NTERTR1GO?
oH THAT ONE WAS A B1T D1RTY.
};)

text;

[rebull]

rUDE!
yOU KNOW,
yOU COULD JUST 1GNORE 1T?

[rebull]

1 WOULD HAVE TO AGREE!
lOVE THE TASTE FLAMES G1VE TO YOUR FOOD.
nO OTHER WAY.

gOD,
1 L1KE YOU MORE AND MORE.
aND NO, 1'D NEVER GO BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE,
hEH,
uH,
uNLESS G1VEN PERM1SS1ON.
l1KE TH1S MAKE OUT 1DEA.
nOT ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BUCKET,
bUT 1'LL TAKE 1T.

text

[rebull]

[...]

[Oh yeah!]

uH...
v1OLATE MY HORNS.
oKAY, 1 M1GHT HAVE AN 1DEA,
aS 1N TO WHO YOU ARE.
cARE TO MAKE G1VE ME ANOTHER RUB DOWN?

[text/private once again because your face]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Interesting
D --> There
D --> That is what I meant to say
D --> Will you cease being so impossibly lewd?

Text;

[rebull]

hEH,
bEACH HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP TW1CE NOW,
mAYBE 1'LL HAVE TO HEAD THAT WAY.
}:)
aND P1E,
yOU MEAN WHAT 1 TH1NK YOU MEAN,
dON'T YOU?
nOT TOO SURE ABOUT 'EL1X1R' THOUGH.

text;

[p2iioniicii2t]

Why would II do that?
II wii2hed two comment on thii2 and 2o II diid.