[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[Text]

[rebull]

yEAH SURE, tHAT WORKS,
aS LONG AS YOU ENJOY THOSE TH1NGS AS WELL?

[Video]

[scaresplants]

Well, certainly not the horn handling or the brown text colors. I'm partial towards beaches, though the sand getting everywhere is quite annoying after a while.

So, are you looking for a one time fling? Your true love? Your, erm, what was the word, "matesprit" or "kismesis"? Thats what you trolls use, right?

[Text]

[rebull]

tHAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO GET TO DO1NG SOMETH1NG,
dON'T EVEN TH1NK ABOUT THE SAND.
nO HORNS YOU SAY?
*sNAP*
1 PROBABLY WON'T BE YOUR TH1NG THEN.

wHOA WHOA, dON'T BE FL1NG1NG UH,
tHOSE WORDS AROUND HERE.
tHOSE ARE A MUCH MORE SACRED,
uH,
tH1NG.
aLL 1'M LOOK1NG FOR 1S GOOD T1ME,
nO STR1NGS ATTACHED.