caughtinanetwork | [Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

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[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
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bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

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hAD TO RESPOND,
d1DN'T YOU?
1S TH1S MASK1NG YOUR TRUE 1NTENT1ONS, b1G BLUE?

D --> I am not masking anything
D --> besides the fact that I find our conversations int
D -->

[A sudden pause indicates that Darkleer is pressing his head against a bench and willing himself to just. Spontaneously combust. He hates this curse.]

D --> Just no.

1NTEMERATE?
1NTEN1BLE?
1NTEROSCULANT?
1NTERTR1GO?
oH THAT ONE WAS A B1T D1RTY.
};)

D --> Interesting
D --> There
D --> That is what I meant to say
D --> Will you cease being so impossibly lewd?

1 WON'T.
tH1S 1S MY POST!
aND 1 MEAN 1T.
jUST NEED A S1NGLE RUSTY VENTURE.
aND YOU KNOW WHAT?

[Switches to video. He's close to the camera, sitting, torso leaned forward far as he holds the communicator close to his face. Summoner grins, head tilted down a little, eyes looking up.]

Blue and orange are complimentary colours.

D -->
D --> Pardon
D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Are you attempting to flirt with me
D --> In a post where you declared your intent to find an individual to be briefly and intimately involved with?

[It is such a good thing they have towels in this place. So many towels.]

[Smile widens a bit, hand going to cup his chin as he laces his bottom lip with and index finger.]

And what if I was? You ever think about it?

D --> Y
D --> No
D --> Would you kindly do me a favor and stab yourself with your lancekind?

Y-?

[Said with a rather gasped breath, and sti~ll smiling.]

But Tink, it's not my lancekind I'm after here.

D --> You are despicable
D --> And I am not interested
D --> Not in a shallow moment of passion particularly

With you, it wouldn't be shallow.

[ER.]

[Okay that was. He meant to say that, yep. Gonna immediately kill that taken aback expression and try to smile, if a bit wary.]

[Out of all the things he could have heard, Darkleer would not have expected that. Another momentary pause before he dares to type out a reply.

D --> Why?

[He doesn't say anything, staring at the camera, his hand moving to cover his mouth a little as he just watches with eyes wandering around the front of his communicator.]

Y-y. [Puts his hand back, nostrils flaring as he takes a breath.]

I don't think you deserve any unneeded bullshit.

D --> I imagine that would depend on your definition of 'unneeded'

Darkleer, I suggest we discontinue this conversation, I'm scared of what it will lead to.

[BEAT, eyes wide. Okay going back to text now, the video snaps off.]

[Darkleer has rarely been so confused.]

D --> You're sca
D -->
D --> I apologize
D --> I shall leave you to this then
D --> Even if I do enjoy where our conversations can lead

[You know what? Bugger it. He's tired now. The confession can have itself.]

[Click!]

[Probably... a half an hour later.]

yOU DR1NK?

[The question has him staring at his SFC for a good few long minutes, hands folded together tightly. Finally, he replies.]

D --> I am able of it
D --> By which I mean I had to be able to drink most of my squadmates under the table and still have some of my wits about me just to
D --> ...
D --> Nevermind.
D --> But yes.
D --> I drink

hAH!
1 BET 1 COULD UP SHOW YOU ANY T1ME, t1NKER.

D --> Hmph.
D --> I very well doubt that, Cavalreaper
D --> I imagine this is all some sort of roundabout way of inviting me to such an outing then?
D --> I doubt you could fit into any establishment which provides alcoholic beveages
D --> Not that I would be seen dead with you for such a thing at any rate.

wOW, h1T ME HARDER, wHY DON'T YOU?

aND NO,
wE'D HAVE TO S1T BACK SOMEWHERE OUTS1DE, oBV1OUSLY,
tHESE HORNS HAVE ONLY BEEN A CURSE FROM DAY ONE.

[...Fffuuuuck.]

e1THER WAY,
wHAT DO YOU DR1NK?
1 PROBABLY HAVE 1T HERE,
bES1DES, dR1NK1NG BY A CAMP F1RE 1S WHERE 1T'S AT.

D --> That I can agree with

[It's the soldier in him. Archeradicators only act like noble, stuck up highbloods to the general public. But those who actually are them... Well, they know a few things no one else is general privy to.]

D --> I can handle anything you can
D --> I will be there soon enough

gREAT!
}:D
wHY DON'T YOU COME BY A B1T LATER TON1GHT ACTUALLY?
1 HAVE A DATE SOON, bUT AFTER THAT MY T1ME'S ALL YOURS.

D --> I'm sure I can manage that
D --> Dural needs to stretch her wings at any rate
D --> So I suppose I will occupy myself with that

[Translation: suddenly everything is awkward in my hive and only the bird understands me. The bird and alcohol, but I don't have access to the latter yet.]

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[text -> Video/<3] Filter in a filter? Filterception.

[text forever!] Double the filter, double the nofun?

[Video!] Nope, all the fun.

[text!] but he doesn't want fun. BC

[VIDEO!] We can change that.

[text] Try it, fairytroll!

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