[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[prominence_glow]

cooking.

or is that just me?

also

you made out with dem right???

[rebull]

1'M A PRETTY OKAY COOK, aCTUALLY.
nOTH1NG FANCY THOUGH,
uSED TO AN OPEN FLAME.

*gASP!*
wE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
}:O

[prominence_glow]

ha
open flames are the best
let no one tell you otherwise

damn straight you have been skippy!!!
and that means now i have to make out with you too
because demyx thinks i wont
also
his ass is off limits
just fyi

[rebull]

1 WOULD HAVE TO AGREE!
lOVE THE TASTE FLAMES G1VE TO YOUR FOOD.
nO OTHER WAY.

gOD,
1 L1KE YOU MORE AND MORE.
aND NO, 1'D NEVER GO BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE,
hEH,
uH,
uNLESS G1VEN PERM1SS1ON.
l1KE TH1S MAKE OUT 1DEA.
nOT ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BUCKET,
bUT 1'LL TAKE 1T.

[prominence_glow]

i could show you some neat tricks if you wanted
fire is my specialty you could say

heh heh
if you didn't, somethin would be wrong with you!
and good!!
you and me are gonna get long just fine goalposts

[rebull]

1'D LOVE THAT!
}:D
hOPEFULLY 1 DON'T GET TOO BURNED.
bUT THEN AGA1N,
1'M OKAY W1TH A L1TTLE HEAT 1N MY L1FE.

1 HOPE WE DO.
1 ALREADY FEEL L1KE WE W1LL.