[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

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oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

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[p2iioniicii2t]

Why would II do that?
II wii2hed two comment on thii2 and 2o II diid.

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1NTERESTED?
1 COULD SET THOSE SPARKS OFF MYSELF FOR ONCE.

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Allow me two dii2appoiint you.
II am uniintere2ted iin tho2e actiion2 wiith anyone.

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wHY?
aLSO HOW.
tHAT'S SEEMS 1MPOSS1BLE TO ME.

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II have rea2on2 II prefer not two 2hare wiith you.
Not every troll wiill have 2iimiilar appetiite2 a2 your2elf.

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1 WOULD BE A L1GHT SNACK.
1 PROM1SE.

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II would rather not contiinue that metaphor any further than nece22ary.
IIt make2 the proce22 of prepariing a meal for the hiive 2eem un2avory.
And a2 that ii2 what II am doiing at pre2ent, II find that dii2plea2iing.

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oH NEAT,
wHAT ARE YOU MAK1NG?

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Twoday's eveniing meal wiill con2ii2t of eggplant parme2an, chiickpea2 2undal, and griilled portobello mu2hroom 2andwiiche2 wiith a tomato oniion curry.

[ It briefly clicks over to video, and Summoner will get to see absolutely no sign of the psionic, but rather all of the kitchen implements he's manipulating with his mind to put together the meal. It's quite the event to watch. ]

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D --> Very impressive
D --> I am sure the finished product will be delicious.

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oH WOW,
1S 1T A COMPLETELY MEAT FREE MEAL?
1'M ALREADY SWOON1NG HERE, sPARKY.
1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU COOKED.

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[p2iioniicii2t]

2o iit ii2.
You fiind thii2 notable 2omehow?

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oH, yEAH,
1 DON'T EAT MEAT,
sO,
1 GUESS 1 AM A B1T MORE FASC1NATED WHEN PEOPLE UH,
dON'T USE 1T 1N COOK1NG.
1T'S A L1TTLE HARDER TO MAKE TH1NGS WHEN YOU HAVE TO USE OTHER PROTE1N CHO1CES.

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Thii2 ii2 a more common phenomenon than II had thought.
IIt ii2 not 2o diiffiicult when re2ource2 are unliimiited.
IIn more realii2iic condiitiion2, II do iimagiine iit two be challengiing.

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wHAT 1S?
yEAH,
1'VE COOKED W1TH MORE MEAT THAN 1'D L1KE TOO,
bUT THE MAJOR1TY EATS 1T,
aND 1T'S EAS1ER WHEN YOU'RE CAMP1NG OUT.
}:(

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[p2iioniicii2t]

Troll2 that do not nece22ariily eat meat.
IIt ii2 more common than II expected.

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oH,
uH,
wOW,
wHO ELSE DOESN'T?
yOU?

[Because it is pretty rare actually. Summoner's whole... communing with animals thing is kind of the reason for his personal choice, but he's curious as to other's.]

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II do not have a preference, but II do not fiind thii2 objectiionable.
II have never had the luxury of choo2iing what iit ii2 that II con2ume.
And no, II 2hall not tell you who el2e ha2 tho2e habiit2.
IIt ii2 not my place two go22iip about the diietary habiit2 of other2.

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wELL,
1 AM REALLY HAPPY YOU CAN NOW, aND YOU SHOULD REALLY EXPLORE ALL THE OPT1ONS AVA1LABLE HERE.
}:)
aWW,
yOU ARE A PARTY POOPER, yOU KNOW THAT?
1'M MORE SO 1NTERESTED BECAUSE 1 JUST HAVE NOT REALLY FOUND ANYONE W1TH THAT 1NTEREST,
oR RATHER, OP1N1ON, 1 SUPPOSE,
1T'S PRETTY RARE.

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II am fiindiing the opportuniity two do 2uch thiing2 a2 eat two be very 2atii2fyiing.
Do you have any 2ugge2tiion2?
II am gatheriing data on the diietary preference2 of tho2e around me two narrow down what iit ii2 that II 2hould learn two make fiir2t.

A2 for who el2e prefer2 a meatle22 diiet.
There are only 2o many troll2 here.
Perhap2 you 2hould a2k hiim your2elf.

[ He's literally incapable of sharing anything he knows about Darkleer, but that doesn't mean he can't narrow it down. ]

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hMM,
wELL WHEN 1T COMES TO COOK1NG,
1 USUALLY HAVE TO RELY ON SAUCES AND SP1CES,
s1NCE MOST OF WHAT WE HAD AVA1LABLE WAS A B1T...
uH.
tERR1BLE.
bUT WHENEVER 1 FOUND ROOTS 1 WAS PRETTY GOLDEN.
yAMS, pOTATOS, cARROTS, bEETS, pARSN1P,
tH1NGS L1KE THAT.
aS FAR AS ROOTS GO, tHE GREENERY PARTS YOU SEE ABOVE THE GROUND,
tHEY DON'T REALLY MATTER,
wHAT MATTERS 1S WHAT YOU PULL UP FROM THE SO1L.
bUT REALLY, aS FAR AS ROOTS GO,
uH, yOU HAVE TO REALLY KNOW THE FLAVORS,
s1NCE THEY ALL CAN BE VERY D1FFERENT.

hMM...
oKAY,
1'LL ASK AROUND THEN.
}:)
1'D REALLY L1KE TO COMPARE NOTES ON THAT SORT OF TH1NG.
tHE GUYS BACK HOME ALWAYS POKED FUN AT ME FOR MY EAT1NG HAB1TS.
hEH.