[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

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II do not have a preference, but II do not fiind thii2 objectiionable.
II have never had the luxury of choo2iing what iit ii2 that II con2ume.
And no, II 2hall not tell you who el2e ha2 tho2e habiit2.
IIt ii2 not my place two go22iip about the diietary habiit2 of other2.

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wELL,
1 AM REALLY HAPPY YOU CAN NOW, aND YOU SHOULD REALLY EXPLORE ALL THE OPT1ONS AVA1LABLE HERE.
}:)
aWW,
yOU ARE A PARTY POOPER, yOU KNOW THAT?
1'M MORE SO 1NTERESTED BECAUSE 1 JUST HAVE NOT REALLY FOUND ANYONE W1TH THAT 1NTEREST,
oR RATHER, OP1N1ON, 1 SUPPOSE,
1T'S PRETTY RARE.

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[p2iioniicii2t]

II am fiindiing the opportuniity two do 2uch thiing2 a2 eat two be very 2atii2fyiing.
Do you have any 2ugge2tiion2?
II am gatheriing data on the diietary preference2 of tho2e around me two narrow down what iit ii2 that II 2hould learn two make fiir2t.

A2 for who el2e prefer2 a meatle22 diiet.
There are only 2o many troll2 here.
Perhap2 you 2hould a2k hiim your2elf.

[ He's literally incapable of sharing anything he knows about Darkleer, but that doesn't mean he can't narrow it down. ]

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hMM,
wELL WHEN 1T COMES TO COOK1NG,
1 USUALLY HAVE TO RELY ON SAUCES AND SP1CES,
s1NCE MOST OF WHAT WE HAD AVA1LABLE WAS A B1T...
uH.
tERR1BLE.
bUT WHENEVER 1 FOUND ROOTS 1 WAS PRETTY GOLDEN.
yAMS, pOTATOS, cARROTS, bEETS, pARSN1P,
tH1NGS L1KE THAT.
aS FAR AS ROOTS GO, tHE GREENERY PARTS YOU SEE ABOVE THE GROUND,
tHEY DON'T REALLY MATTER,
wHAT MATTERS 1S WHAT YOU PULL UP FROM THE SO1L.
bUT REALLY, aS FAR AS ROOTS GO,
uH, yOU HAVE TO REALLY KNOW THE FLAVORS,
s1NCE THEY ALL CAN BE VERY D1FFERENT.

hMM...
oKAY,
1'LL ASK AROUND THEN.
}:)
1'D REALLY L1KE TO COMPARE NOTES ON THAT SORT OF TH1NG.
tHE GUYS BACK HOME ALWAYS POKED FUN AT ME FOR MY EAT1NG HAB1TS.
hEH.