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caughtinanetwork2012-01-12 03:52 pm
rebull) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-01-12 03:52 pm
[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."
oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?
[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]
bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
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bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.
[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?
[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]
bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.
[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]
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[Oh yeah!]
uH...
v1OLATE MY HORNS.
oKAY, 1 M1GHT HAVE AN 1DEA,
aS 1N TO WHO YOU ARE.
cARE TO MAKE G1VE ME ANOTHER RUB DOWN?
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Besides that sounds weird. Plus it's totally sketchy that you're asking for sex in general from anyone at all. That makes you sound kinda desperate. That's not attractive :|
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aND AS FAR AS SEX GOES,
1 WON'T DENY BE1NG A B1T DESPERATE.
bUT TH1S PLACE DOESN'T REALLY SUPPORT THE FL1NG L1FE STYLE,
sO 1 HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN STEPS.
1'M TOO SCARED OF ACTUAL QUADRANTS TO GO FOR ANYTH1NG ELSE.
[FFFUCK. Fuck he already sent that. Fuck this curse.]
Audio
Now there's just some laughter coming through.]
My, Lysunder, how revealing! I'm almost charmed by that. You do know most people never take someone like you seriously as far as romanticism goes? Even with such a sweet confession. Although I can't help but wonder- flings are steps to what exactly?
I wonder what it's like to be so consumed by carnal desires. Hnn...Well if you like, you can take me on a date! It'll be fun and I have nothing to do anyway. Besides I really don't like being alone right now.
[....Well. He doesn't seem to have anything to say about that :| So he just pretends he never even said it.]
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Flings aren't steps to anything. It's sex to feel good, nothing more.
[His breath hitches.]
A date? [That's doing something a little more intimate then he wants, but that last comment makes Summoner buck up and change his mind. Alone? All right, he'll work to fix that then.]
I can do that. I mean, if you'd like this joke of a guy to be around you. Since no one can really take me seriously, right?
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I don't see the point in that.
[Izaya's really never been on a date himself. Not a real one anyway. It's not like he'd dreamed of it for years and years though but it still represents something.
Hell, he's all sorts out of his mind lately that he's really not even surprised by this anymore.]
Nn? Really? Ahhh! I'm excited! [He actually sounds it.] Nehaha, I don't think I'd have asked if I didn't want you around me. Although first you have to tell me my name again or else this whole thing won't do.
No one? I don't know about that. When would you like to go?
Audio
Orihara Izaya. [Said in a rather gasped voice, a chuckle following it.]
So, when, hm, I'm really up for any time, I don't have that much taking up my schedule now that my home is mostly finished. Why don't we go by your time, hey? I like to appease when it comes to the romance, and take charge when it comes to the bed.
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[Not too bad, Summoner.]
[.......]
...Well. I doubt you'll get me to bed but I'll see what you can do in the romantic aspect. Let's go tonight. Maybe this time 'round you'll get a kiss from me but don't count on it.
[Yeah he sounds so serious.]
I'll meet you in the Plaza around seven and you can take me somewhere nice.
Audio
[A snort before letting out a short chuckle.]
Sounds good to me, I'll make sure to have something prepared.
Audio
See you then, Lysunder~! I look forward to it.
[And a click as he finally hangs up.]
Audio
[A smile, and, okay.. now... now to figure out what the hell they should do. His options are limited with the whole not being able to go indoors thing...]
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