[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

Text;

[420]

AiN'T NoThInG AlL BeTtEr fOr gEtTiNg yOuR FuCkIn rElAx oN
LiKe fInDiNg a gOoD SpOt tO ChIlL DoWn tHe bEaCh aT
SnApPiNg iNtO SoMe rUdE ElIxIr
AnD HaVe a cHoIcE SlIcE Of pIe.

Text;

[rebull]

hEH,
bEACH HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP TW1CE NOW,
mAYBE 1'LL HAVE TO HEAD THAT WAY.
}:)
aND P1E,
yOU MEAN WHAT 1 TH1NK YOU MEAN,
dON'T YOU?
nOT TOO SURE ABOUT 'EL1X1R' THOUGH.

Text; 1/3

[420]

FaYgO, bRo.
YoU AiN'T EvEr hAd nOnE?
AnD FuCk, YoU KnOw wHaT PiEs i aM TaLkInG AbOuT.
ThE WiCkEd gOoD KiNd.
:o)
It's cOoL! kArKaT LiKeD ThEm aLl wHeN He tRiEd tHeM ToO.

Text; 2/3

[420]

UuUuUh

Text; 3/3

[420]

I WaS NoT SuPpOsEd tO FuCkIn sAy tHaT.
EvEr.
FuCk.

Text;

[rebull]

dON'T WORRY ABOUT 1T,
cLEARED FROM MY MEMORY.
aNYWAY.
mAYBE 1'LL HAVE TO TRY BOTH.
tHOUGH,
hOW LONG DOES SOPOR LAST?
uH,
1 CAN'T HAVE MY GUARD DOWN FOR TOO LONG,
eMOT1ONAL WALLS TEND TO CRUMBLE WHEN 1'M OUT OF 1T.

[...Why did he just... This curse is really frustrating.]

[Just going with it. }:/]

Text;

[420]

UuH, nOt lOnG?
CoUpLe oF HoUrS.
ThAt aLl bE On a fUlL FuCkIn dOsE.
AnD AiN'T NoThInG WrOnG WiTh aLl lEtTiNg sHiT OuT.
I'Ll lIsTeN.

[Of course the word of a sopor addict with a few sweeps of addiction under his belt is probably not the best guideline.]

Text;

[rebull]

nAH,
1 WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THAT.

[Not on purpose anyway.]

aLL R1GHT,
1T'S A DATE.
sOPOR AND fAYGO AT SOME PO1NT.
sHOULD WE 1NV1TE ANYONE ELSE?
oR UH,
1S THAT NOT REALLY SOMETH1NG THAT WOULD BE ENJOYABLE TO MANY?
sOPOR 1 MEAN.

Text;

[420]

Uh. DoN'T KnOw iF ThErE Is aLl mAnY MoThErFuCkErS ThErE
WhAt dOnE WaNnA TrY It.
SoMeTiMeS It iS FuCkIn eAsIeR To gEt yOuR ChIlL On wItH JuSt
A FeW BrOtHeRs tHeRe tHoUgH.

Text;

[rebull]

sOUNDS GOOD TO ME,
1 WOULDN'T M1ND SOME ONE ON ONE T1ME W1TH YOU THOUGH.
1T'D BE FUN, wE COULD CONVERSE ABOUT S1M1LAR 1NTERESTS, aND WHAT NOT.
}:)

dadjack

[aim_exorable]

D --> Sir Makara
D --> If I may make a suggestion
D --> You may want to take a moment to read over what you type before sending it over the network
D --> Just for this week
D --> Write it on your hand if it helps you remember

[SIGH IT IS SO HARD BEING A DADDY...]

Dad, stop jacking me. 1/3?

[420]

I HaTe iT WhEn yOu cAlL Me tHaT.
...

casually filling Vou's inbox 2/3

[420]

HaHa i mEaN
ThAt sOuNdS AlL LiKe sOmEtHiNg
I ShOuLd'vE KnOw bEfOrE I DoNe dId tElL SiGnLeSs aBoUt
EqUiUs' BuLgE
...

/sob

[rebull]

wHOA WHOA WHOA,
wHAT?
aNY BULGE RELATED TALK ABOUT eQU1US CAN BE RELATED TO t1NKER,
dO GO ON.

/weeping gently

[aim_exorable]

D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Be quiet

[rebull]

bUT YOUR BULGE, dARKLEER!
yOUR BULGE!

[bestestfurrend]

I DONT THINK EQUIUS WOULD APURRCIATE THAT FURRY MUCH alskdjsakl

[her poor ex-moirailish eyes]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Miss Nepeta
D --> You may want to scroll past this conversation

[Oh god his life.]

/paps gently

[420]

WoAh wOaH WoAh hEy.
Uh, I DiG YoU AnD AlL, bUt tHeRe aIn't aLl nO ReAsOn
FoR YoU To fUcKiN Be iN ThE KnOw oF ThAt.
I MeAn lIkE
ThAt's mInE AnD KaRkAt's.
ShIt.
I MeAn, EqUiUs'.
If hE WaNtS To tElL YoU He aLl gOt a hUgE BuLgE He'lL Do iT HiMsElF.

[He was trying to protect his matesprit's dignity, okay? He was trying.]

[bestestfurrend]

[And somewhere nearby a kitty troll suddenly needed a fainting couch.]

also fills Vou's inbox

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> What

[420]

SoRrRrRy.
It jUsT KiNdA FuCkIn hApPeNeD.

indigo everywhere. also embarrasment. 3/3

[420]

I'M ReAl fUcKiN ShItTy aT ThIs.

let daddy save you from embarrassment with action, Gamson

[aim_exorable]

[And then Darkleer walked to where Gamzee was in the hive and just patiently held out his hand.]

[Looking so.]

[very]

[vexed.]

Let us try this again.

It can't get any worse. really

[420]

Aight.

[holding out his hand obligingly. Hey, he's not good at this, okay? He so used to just speaking his mind.]