[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[aim_exorable]

D --> I have Gamzee under control Miss Nepeta
D --> The Cavalreaper on the other hand
D --> Is a perverted and wretched excuse for a troll despite being an excellent conversationalist
D --> I am not sure how well my attempts at making him be quiet will go

[bestestfurrend]

oh no hes really furry nice
purrhaps if we say purrlease hell stop
i know he wouldnt want to upset equius

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am not saying please to him
D --> He might see it as a vulnerability

[...Not... supposed to... dammit...]

[bestestfurrend]

but
so?

FINE ILL DO IT IF HE DOESNT STOP :||

[Sigh, don't send a troll to do a kitty's work.]

[aim_exorable]

D --> You'll understand when you're older

[bestestfurrend]

that doesnt make any sense
saying purrlease is the easiest thing efur

[aim_exorable]

D --> Not when it is being directed at certain individuals

[bestestfurrend]

but youd be doing it fur equius :((

[aim_exorable]

[...You are very good at this, Miss Leijon. Damn.]

D --> Very well

[bestestfurrend]

[sweeps of handling equius :33 they taught her a lot]

thank you!
youre the bestest :33