[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

dadjack

[aim_exorable]

D --> Sir Makara
D --> If I may make a suggestion
D --> You may want to take a moment to read over what you type before sending it over the network
D --> Just for this week
D --> Write it on your hand if it helps you remember

[SIGH IT IS SO HARD BEING A DADDY...]

Dad, stop jacking me. 1/3?

[420]

I HaTe iT WhEn yOu cAlL Me tHaT.
...

casually filling Vou's inbox 2/3

[420]

HaHa i mEaN
ThAt sOuNdS AlL LiKe sOmEtHiNg
I ShOuLd'vE KnOw bEfOrE I DoNe dId tElL SiGnLeSs aBoUt
EqUiUs' BuLgE
...

/sob

[rebull]

wHOA WHOA WHOA,
wHAT?
aNY BULGE RELATED TALK ABOUT eQU1US CAN BE RELATED TO t1NKER,
dO GO ON.

/weeping gently

[aim_exorable]

D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Be quiet

[rebull]

bUT YOUR BULGE, dARKLEER!
yOUR BULGE!

[aim_exorable]

D --> Do not make me arrive at your place of residence
D --> I will stick your horns into a batch of coral again
D --> And not assist you this time

[Where are his towels, sob.]

[rebull]

yOU'RE GETT1NG CLOSE.
sT1CK MY HORN...
wHERE NOW?
tRY AGA1N.
bUT TH1S 1S YOU SAY1NG THAT 1F 1 KEEP BE1NG BAD YOU'LL PUN1SH ME?
uH,
cOME HERE,
aND PUN1SH ME?
hOW COULD 1 EVER STOP NOW?

[bestestfurrend]

I DONT THINK EQUIUS WOULD APURRCIATE THAT FURRY MUCH alskdjsakl

[her poor ex-moirailish eyes]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Miss Nepeta
D --> You may want to scroll past this conversation

[Oh god his life.]

[bestestfurrend]

DARKL33R MAKE THEM STOP
poor equius hes going to be so embarrassed :((

/paps gently

[420]

WoAh wOaH WoAh hEy.
Uh, I DiG YoU AnD AlL, bUt tHeRe aIn't aLl nO ReAsOn
FoR YoU To fUcKiN Be iN ThE KnOw oF ThAt.
I MeAn lIkE
ThAt's mInE AnD KaRkAt's.
ShIt.
I MeAn, EqUiUs'.
If hE WaNtS To tElL YoU He aLl gOt a hUgE BuLgE He'lL Do iT HiMsElF.

[He was trying to protect his matesprit's dignity, okay? He was trying.]

[bestestfurrend]

[And somewhere nearby a kitty troll suddenly needed a fainting couch.]

[420]

[Better clear that couch out quick, in case Equius makes Gamzee sleep on it until he stops being such a dumbass.]

[rebull]

...
hUGE YOU SAY.
1NTEREST1NG.
dARKLEER, aNY COMMENTS?

[aim_exorable]

D --> May you die in a fire

also fills Vou's inbox

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> What

[420]

SoRrRrRy.
It jUsT KiNdA FuCkIn hApPeNeD.

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> And you
D --> Told Karkat's ancestor
D --> That I'm








D --> I need a towel

[420]

WeReN'T ReAlLy mEaNiNg tO.
CuRsE MaDe mE Do iT.

indigo everywhere. also embarrasment. 3/3

[420]

I'M ReAl fUcKiN ShItTy aT ThIs.

let daddy save you from embarrassment with action, Gamson

[aim_exorable]

[And then Darkleer walked to where Gamzee was in the hive and just patiently held out his hand.]

[Looking so.]

[very]

[vexed.]

Let us try this again.

It can't get any worse. really

[420]

Aight.

[holding out his hand obligingly. Hey, he's not good at this, okay? He so used to just speaking his mind.]

don't invoke murphy's law, Dees!

[aim_exorable]

[Fist step: Take away the SFC.]

[Second step: Take out a marker.]

[Third step: Write down in large B100 letters "READ BEFORE SENDING A TEXT MESSAGE, THERE IS A CURSE GOING ON - darkleer"]

but i love to do that.

[420]

[He stares at his hand, reading the letters, before sticking out his other hand as well.]

This prong too, bro.