[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

/weeping gently

[aim_exorable]

D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Be quiet

[rebull]

bUT YOUR BULGE, dARKLEER!
yOUR BULGE!

[aim_exorable]

D --> Do not make me arrive at your place of residence
D --> I will stick your horns into a batch of coral again
D --> And not assist you this time

[Where are his towels, sob.]

[rebull]

yOU'RE GETT1NG CLOSE.
sT1CK MY HORN...
wHERE NOW?
tRY AGA1N.
bUT TH1S 1S YOU SAY1NG THAT 1F 1 KEEP BE1NG BAD YOU'LL PUN1SH ME?
uH,
cOME HERE,
aND PUN1SH ME?
hOW COULD 1 EVER STOP NOW?

[aim_exorable]

[For some strange reason, this reply takes longer than normal to be sent out! Certainly not because Darkleer almost keeps sending out confessions about how he's not interested in punishing another troll, but the other way around is-]

[...Yeah.]

D --> No comment

[rebull]

yOU FALL 1N?

[aim_exorable]

D --> Be quiet

[rebull]

mAKE ME.

[aim_exorable]

D --> I have half a mind to
D --> Even if it would mean
D --> Ugh
D --> This curse is tiring

[rebull]

yOU REALLY SHOULD JUST STOP SPEAK1NG TO ME.
tHE CURSE 1SN'T GO1NG TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU TELL 1T TOO.
mAYBE 1F 1 ASK 1T TOO, 1T W1LL THOUGH.
hEH, bUT 1 REALLY HAVE NO PLACE TAK1NG CHARGE HERE.

uNLESS,
yOU L1KE THAT K1ND OF TH1NG?

[aim_exorable]

[Click!]

[rebull]

[Ding!]