[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

/sob

[rebull]

wHOA WHOA WHOA,
wHAT?
aNY BULGE RELATED TALK ABOUT eQU1US CAN BE RELATED TO t1NKER,
dO GO ON.

/weeping gently

[aim_exorable]

D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Be quiet

[rebull]

bUT YOUR BULGE, dARKLEER!
yOUR BULGE!

[aim_exorable]

D --> Do not make me arrive at your place of residence
D --> I will stick your horns into a batch of coral again
D --> And not assist you this time

[Where are his towels, sob.]

[rebull]

yOU'RE GETT1NG CLOSE.
sT1CK MY HORN...
wHERE NOW?
tRY AGA1N.
bUT TH1S 1S YOU SAY1NG THAT 1F 1 KEEP BE1NG BAD YOU'LL PUN1SH ME?
uH,
cOME HERE,
aND PUN1SH ME?
hOW COULD 1 EVER STOP NOW?

[aim_exorable]

[For some strange reason, this reply takes longer than normal to be sent out! Certainly not because Darkleer almost keeps sending out confessions about how he's not interested in punishing another troll, but the other way around is-]

[...Yeah.]

D --> No comment

[rebull]

yOU FALL 1N?

[aim_exorable]

D --> Be quiet

[rebull]

mAKE ME.

[aim_exorable]

D --> I have half a mind to
D --> Even if it would mean
D --> Ugh
D --> This curse is tiring

[bestestfurrend]

I DONT THINK EQUIUS WOULD APURRCIATE THAT FURRY MUCH alskdjsakl

[her poor ex-moirailish eyes]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Miss Nepeta
D --> You may want to scroll past this conversation

[Oh god his life.]

[bestestfurrend]

DARKL33R MAKE THEM STOP
poor equius hes going to be so embarrassed :((

[aim_exorable]

D --> I have Gamzee under control Miss Nepeta
D --> The Cavalreaper on the other hand
D --> Is a perverted and wretched excuse for a troll despite being an excellent conversationalist
D --> I am not sure how well my attempts at making him be quiet will go

[bestestfurrend]

oh no hes really furry nice
purrhaps if we say purrlease hell stop
i know he wouldnt want to upset equius

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am not saying please to him
D --> He might see it as a vulnerability

[...Not... supposed to... dammit...]

[bestestfurrend]

but
so?

FINE ILL DO IT IF HE DOESNT STOP :||

[Sigh, don't send a troll to do a kitty's work.]

[aim_exorable]

D --> You'll understand when you're older

/paps gently

[420]

WoAh wOaH WoAh hEy.
Uh, I DiG YoU AnD AlL, bUt tHeRe aIn't aLl nO ReAsOn
FoR YoU To fUcKiN Be iN ThE KnOw oF ThAt.
I MeAn lIkE
ThAt's mInE AnD KaRkAt's.
ShIt.
I MeAn, EqUiUs'.
If hE WaNtS To tElL YoU He aLl gOt a hUgE BuLgE He'lL Do iT HiMsElF.

[He was trying to protect his matesprit's dignity, okay? He was trying.]

[bestestfurrend]

[And somewhere nearby a kitty troll suddenly needed a fainting couch.]

[420]

[Better clear that couch out quick, in case Equius makes Gamzee sleep on it until he stops being such a dumbass.]

[bestestfurrend]

[They can share :|b This curse is going to be the death of them at this rate.]

[rebull]

...
hUGE YOU SAY.
1NTEREST1NG.
dARKLEER, aNY COMMENTS?

[aim_exorable]

D --> May you die in a fire

[rebull]

sO BE 1T,
bUT LET 1T E1THER BE THE F1ERY FAN FA1R OF BATTLE,
oR THE FLAME OF PASS1ON.