[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

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[420]

Uh. DoN'T KnOw iF ThErE Is aLl mAnY MoThErFuCkErS ThErE
WhAt dOnE WaNnA TrY It.
SoMeTiMeS It iS FuCkIn eAsIeR To gEt yOuR ChIlL On wItH JuSt
A FeW BrOtHeRs tHeRe tHoUgH.

Text;

[rebull]

sOUNDS GOOD TO ME,
1 WOULDN'T M1ND SOME ONE ON ONE T1ME W1TH YOU THOUGH.
1T'D BE FUN, wE COULD CONVERSE ABOUT S1M1LAR 1NTERESTS, aND WHAT NOT.
}:)

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[420]

HaHaHa
YoU AlL WeRe sOuNdInG ExAcTlY LiKe tAvBrO ThErE.
I'M CoOl wItH It tHoUgH.
GoNnA Be tHe fUcKiN BiTcHtItS, yEaH?

Text;

[rebull]

sO TOTALLY B1TCHT1TS,
wHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS,
hAHA.
}:)

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[420]

BiTcHtItS MeAnS GoOd, MoThErFuCkEr.
LiKe rEaL GoOd.
HeY, yOu jUsT AlL FuCkIn tElL Me wHeN
AnD I'Ll uP AnD GeT YoUr sOmE ChOiCe fUcKiN PiE ReAdY.
WiLl uP AnD Be mAkInG On aLl eSpEcIaL FoR YoU.

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[rebull]

jUST FOR ME?
hEH, yOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
1'LL HAVE TO GET AHOLD OF YOU SOON THEN,
uH,
fOR THAT.
aFTER 1'M DONE ROMANC1NG SOME WONDERFUL BUBBLE CAPT1VES.

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[420]

Oh!
YoU AlL TrYiNg tO FiLl yOuR FuCkIn qUaDrAnTs tHeN?
GoOd lUcK.
It bE ReAl gOoD WhEn yOu mAnAgE.

Text;

[rebull]

nO, 1'M NOT.
tH1S 1S AS FAR FROM QUADRANTS AS POSS1BLE.
mOSTLY.

Text;

[420]

WhAt lIkE YoU AlL JuSt wAnT To bE MaKiNg oUt wItH SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR
WiThOuT BeInG In a sQuArE WiTh tHeM?

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[rebull]

mAKE OUT,
sURE.
aND YEAH, yOU DON'T NEED TO BE 1N A QUADRANT.
qUADRANTS ARE FOR THOSE SPEC1AL SOMEONES.

Text;

[420]

WoAh.
AnD YeAh.
YeAh tHeY ArE.
FoR ReAl sPeCiAl mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

Text;

[rebull]

hEH YEAH,
bUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT TH1S,
1T'S A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SUBJECT FOR ME.

text;

[420]

SuRe.
We dOn't hAvE To sPeAk aBoUt nOtHiNg wHaT GeTs
A MoThErFuCkEr fEeLiNg tHaT HaRsHiNg dIsCoMfOrTiNg.

text;

[rebull]

tHANK YOU,
1 REALLY APPREC1ATE 1T.
sOMET1MES YOU ST1LL MAKE ME VERY CONFUSED,
aND FRUSTRATED,
bUT 1'M REALLY HAPPY 1 COULD HAVE MET YOU.

text;

[420]

GeTs mY GlAd oN ToO To aLl hAvE MeT YoU, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
JuSt aS LoNg aS YoU FuCkIn tHiNk i'm cOoL.
ThAt'd bE ThE BeSt.

text;

[rebull]

yOU ARE,
aND 1 DO,
tH1NK THAT YOU'RE COOL 1 MEAN.
cOOLEST 1ND1GO 1'VE MET BY FAR.

text;

[420]

HaHaHa
ThAnKs!
HoNk
:oD