[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
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bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

Text;

[420]

WhAt lIkE YoU AlL JuSt wAnT To bE MaKiNg oUt wItH SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR
WiThOuT BeInG In a sQuArE WiTh tHeM?

Text;

[rebull]

mAKE OUT,
sURE.
aND YEAH, yOU DON'T NEED TO BE 1N A QUADRANT.
qUADRANTS ARE FOR THOSE SPEC1AL SOMEONES.

Text;

[420]

WoAh.
AnD YeAh.
YeAh tHeY ArE.
FoR ReAl sPeCiAl mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

Text;

[rebull]

hEH YEAH,
bUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT TH1S,
1T'S A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SUBJECT FOR ME.

text;

[420]

SuRe.
We dOn't hAvE To sPeAk aBoUt nOtHiNg wHaT GeTs
A MoThErFuCkEr fEeLiNg tHaT HaRsHiNg dIsCoMfOrTiNg.

text;

[rebull]

tHANK YOU,
1 REALLY APPREC1ATE 1T.
sOMET1MES YOU ST1LL MAKE ME VERY CONFUSED,
aND FRUSTRATED,
bUT 1'M REALLY HAPPY 1 COULD HAVE MET YOU.

text;

[420]

GeTs mY GlAd oN ToO To aLl hAvE MeT YoU, mOtHeRfUcKeR.
JuSt aS LoNg aS YoU FuCkIn tHiNk i'm cOoL.
ThAt'd bE ThE BeSt.

text;

[rebull]

yOU ARE,
aND 1 DO,
tH1NK THAT YOU'RE COOL 1 MEAN.
cOOLEST 1ND1GO 1'VE MET BY FAR.

text;

[420]

HaHaHa
ThAnKs!
HoNk
:oD