[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

hunting is always lots of fun!
but purrhaps not furry relaxing
ohh what about a picnic??
since you cant come indoors to have a tea purrty with us

[rebull]

oH HEY, wH1SKERS,
yOU HUNT?
wE M1GHT HAVE TO DO THAT TOGETHER SOMET1ME,
1'D REALLY ENJOY THAT.
}:)
a P1CN1C SOUNDS FANTAST1C TOO!
1 COULD EVEN COOK FOR THAT.

[bestestfurrend]

hi lysunder!
i do i do i love hunting!
ohhhh thatd be fun! :33

really really?
then we should do it fur sure!
and invite efurybody!
purrhaps you could ask tavros to cook stuff with you??

[rebull]

oH,
gOOD 1DEA!
yOU TH1NK tAVROS WOULD ENJOY COOK1NG?
1 HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO SPEAK TO H1M MUCH.
}:(

[bestestfurrend]

i think he would
but i think hed especially like it if you asked him to do something with you
it doesnt matter what

oh you should talk to him more!
tavros is one of the nicest trolls i know!
hes just furry shy

[rebull]

hE ALWAYS SEEMS A L1TTLE WORR1ED WHEN HE SPEAKS TO ME.
k1NDA MAKES A GUY WONDER 1F HE EVEN L1KES ME.

sHY?
oH,
hM,
wELL 1 GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.
hE'S A LOT LESS SHY THEN 1 WAS THOUGH...
eR,
uHH, nOT ANYMORE,
oBV1OUSLY,
yEAH.

[bestestfurrend]

oh no hes like that with efuryone!
i think he likes you a lot actually!
he just gets afurraid of saying the wrong thing
but if you talk to him more hell get more comfurtable with you yup yup

you were
shyer
than tavros?!
i didnt think that was pawsibble!
you should tell him that you know

[rebull]

1 DON'T TH2NK THAT K1D COULD EVER SAY THE WRONG TH1NG TO ANYONE.

yEAH.
tELL H1M?
hMM.
mAYBE,
1 GUESS THAT WOULD HELP H1M SEE THAT PEOPLE CAN CHANGE,
dEAL W1TH THE1R PROBLEMS.

[bestestfurrend]

i dont think so either
but hes afuraid he will all the time ://

yes exactly!!
i think it would help him lots and lots

[rebull]

1 TH1NK HE HAS A LOT OF POTENT1AL.
hE JUST NEEDS THE R1GHT 1NFLUENCES.

yOU MEET YOUR ANCESTOR YET?

[bestestfurrend]

uh huh he does!

no :((
but i really want to!

[rebull]

sHE'S A SWEETHEART.
hEH, aND 1T'S HARD TO M1SS THAT YOU TWO ARE RELATED 1N SOME WAY.

[bestestfurrend]

is she is she??
ohh i cant wait to get to talk to her!

really??
signless said so too
how am i like her?

[rebull]

bOTH REALLY CHEERFUL AND K1ND.
1'M GETT1NG ALONG W1TH E1THER OF YOU WONDERFULLY.

[bestestfurrend]

she sounds so nice!
i hope i get to m33t her soon

and i like that i get along with you so furry well too :33

[rebull]

tHERE ARE FEW 1 DON'T GET ALONG W1TH.
};)

[bestestfurrend]

that sounds just like tavros!
he gets along with efuryone
or almost
as long as theyre not mean to him

[rebull]

hE HAS THE POTENT1AL!
hE'S SUCH A GOOD K1D FROM WHAT 1'VE SEEN SO FAR.
jUST NEEDS TO WORK ON H1S PRESENTAT1ON.

[bestestfurrend]

he really is
and one of the nicest trolls efur
hes just furry shy and not confident beclaws of efurything

[rebull]

bECAUSE OF EVERTH1NG?

[bestestfurrend]

people being mean to him
and when he couldnt walk

[rebull]

}:(
hEAR1NG ABOUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL VERY GOOD,
hE LOOKS SO HAPPY NOW THOUGH, w1TH THOSE NEW LEGS OF H1S.

[bestestfurrend]

i didnt use to like it at all either :((
im glad hes so much happier now
equius made those fur him you know :33

[rebull]

tHAT 1 DO!
t1NKERTOT 1S QU1TE HANDY.

[bestestfurrend]

:OO who??