[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[rebull]

}:(
hEAR1NG ABOUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL VERY GOOD,
hE LOOKS SO HAPPY NOW THOUGH, w1TH THOSE NEW LEGS OF H1S.

[bestestfurrend]

i didnt use to like it at all either :((
im glad hes so much happier now
equius made those fur him you know :33

[rebull]

tHAT 1 DO!
t1NKERTOT 1S QU1TE HANDY.

[bestestfurrend]

:OO who??

[rebull]

t1NKERTOT.

[bestestfurrend]

is that
a nickname
fur equius???

[rebull]

yES.

[bestestfurrend]

...has he heard it??

[rebull]

nO 1DEA!
}:D

[bestestfurrend]

why do you call him that though?!
it sounds a bit like tinkerbulls name
thats tavros lusus

[rebull]

t1NKERBULL?
1NTEREST1NG, 1 DON'T KNOW ABOUT H1S LUSUS AT ALL YET.
m1NE WAS ALSO A BULL, 1F t1NKERBULL WAS 1NFACT, a BULL OF SOME SORT.
aND THE N1CK NAME COMES FROM THE WORD T1NKER.
wH1CH MEANS TO TOY W1TH OR 1NVENT TH1NGS.

[bestestfurrend]

he was a small cute bull with wings!!
i think tavros misses him a lot
we all miss our lusii
what was yours like? besides being a bull

ohhhh i s33!
yes equius is the most clever at inventing things!

[rebull]

a SMALL BULL W1TH W1NGS?
qU1TE D1FFERENT FROM MY OWN...
aLLABULLSTER WAS QU1TE HUGE,
bUT HE COULD ALSO FLY!
bUT NOT BECAUSE OF H1S W1NGS, tHEY WERE QU1TE USELESS,
bES1DES LOOK1NG REALLY COOL.

[bestestfurrend]

yes he was really small!
hug sized you could say :33
h33h33 so many things are the same
its impurressive

[rebull]

tELL ME ABOUT YOUR LUSUS.
}:)

[bestestfurrend]

oh my pounce...
her name was pounce de leon and she was the bestest lusus
she was a great big white kitty with two mouths and was pawsitively the cutest kitty efur!!
wed go on adventures together and id ride on her back and when she got tired shed ride on mine
she taught me all about hunting
she was the softest and prettiest kitty and wed have the loveliest cuddle piles together
i miss her so much :((

[rebull]

sHE SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
1'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER.
}:(
bUT THAT'S JUST A PART OF GROW1NG UP.

[bestestfurrend]

she was!
my hive caved in and she was in there
all our lusii died befur the game started
it was pawful :((

[rebull]

gAME...
r1GHT.
yOU GUYS PLAYED SOME SORT OF GAME THAT HAD A LOT OF BAD CONSEQUENCES.
eR,
sORRY.

[bestestfurrend]

thats a furry big understatement
it was a catastrophe
but oh well were here now

[rebull]

eH HEH.
dESP1TE OUR RATHER,
uH,
dISMAL TOP1C,
1 QU1TE L1KED THAT PUN.

[bestestfurrend]

h33h33 thank you
i have to say it was purrticularly apurropriate too :33

[rebull]

1 BET YOU POUNCE AT ANY
oPURRTUN1TY TO USE THAT ONE,
hEY?

[bestestfurrend]

h33h33 yes!
i pawsitively have to say i do!

[rebull]

}:)