caughtinanetwork | [Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

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[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
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bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

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[Did you honestly just write that.]

[Summoner.]

[Please.]

[Darkleer needs a towel.]

D --> I will never cease being shocked by how unbelievably and shamelessly lewd you can get
D --> At least you had the good graces to filter this from the children

hAD TO RESPOND,
d1DN'T YOU?
1S TH1S MASK1NG YOUR TRUE 1NTENT1ONS, b1G BLUE?

D --> I am not masking anything
D --> besides the fact that I find our conversations int
D -->

[A sudden pause indicates that Darkleer is pressing his head against a bench and willing himself to just. Spontaneously combust. He hates this curse.]

D --> Just no.

1NTEMERATE?
1NTEN1BLE?
1NTEROSCULANT?
1NTERTR1GO?
oH THAT ONE WAS A B1T D1RTY.
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D --> Interesting
D --> There
D --> That is what I meant to say
D --> Will you cease being so impossibly lewd?

1 WON'T.
tH1S 1S MY POST!
aND 1 MEAN 1T.
jUST NEED A S1NGLE RUSTY VENTURE.
aND YOU KNOW WHAT?

[Switches to video. He's close to the camera, sitting, torso leaned forward far as he holds the communicator close to his face. Summoner grins, head tilted down a little, eyes looking up.]

Blue and orange are complimentary colours.

D -->
D --> Pardon
D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Are you attempting to flirt with me
D --> In a post where you declared your intent to find an individual to be briefly and intimately involved with?

[It is such a good thing they have towels in this place. So many towels.]

[Smile widens a bit, hand going to cup his chin as he laces his bottom lip with and index finger.]

And what if I was? You ever think about it?

D --> Y
D --> No
D --> Would you kindly do me a favor and stab yourself with your lancekind?

[VIDEO!] We can change that.

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And yet 2omehow he diid not have the judgement two fiilter iit from the re2t of Vatheon.

[ What is Psii even doing talking to Darkleer in public? He's too busy staring at this post and blushing yellow to be discreet. ]

[Oh! Well this is a curious and nice surprise. After getting annoyed and flustered at Summoner, Darkleer feels a bit more relaxed seeing that yellow text. Out of all the other trolls in Vatheon, the Psiioniic is the one easiest to deal with. At least there's some technical understanding in there.]

D --> I am afraid that sort of thing would be close to impossible
D --> Save for some sort of indescribable miracle.
D --> I suppose we could not be so lucky.

No, II 2uppo2e not.
That he cho2e thii2 week ii2 telliing.
IIf the hiighblood ii2 open two 2ugge2tiion.
Miight II recommend that iif you wii2h two 2peak two hiim, you encrypt appropriiately?

D --> It has already been done
D --> I appreciate your recommendation however
D --> Conversations with the Cavalreaper tend to spiral horribly out of control even without curses to tangle the situation further

II have found that de2piite hii2 cra22 nature, he ii2 not entiirely a2 iimpo22iible two deal wiith a2 one miight thiink.
IIn that ca2e, cediing control ii2 not two bad.

D --> It can be pleasant
D --> I will not deny that
D --> While he acts the part of a fool
D --> There are levels to him.
D --> When those parts show, I desire to see more of them
D --> I mean
D --> Nevermind
D --> Classified information as usual

2iir, II con2iider all that you reveal two me cla22iifiied unle22 expliiciitly iinformed otherwii2e.
IIf 2omethiing ii2 2aiid that you do not wii2h two be known, you need not draw further attentiion two iit.

D --> I am simply making certain of it
D --> That is all.

Why would II do that?
II wii2hed two comment on thii2 and 2o II diid.

1NTERESTED?
1 COULD SET THOSE SPARKS OFF MYSELF FOR ONCE.

Allow me two dii2appoiint you.
II am uniintere2ted iin tho2e actiion2 wiith anyone.

wHY?
aLSO HOW.
tHAT'S SEEMS 1MPOSS1BLE TO ME.

II have rea2on2 II prefer not two 2hare wiith you.
Not every troll wiill have 2iimiilar appetiite2 a2 your2elf.

1 WOULD BE A L1GHT SNACK.
1 PROM1SE.

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[text -> Video/<3] Filter in a filter? Filterception.

[text forever!] Double the filter, double the nofun?

[Video!] Nope, all the fun.

[text!] but he doesn't want fun. BC

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