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three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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i hope you drown egbert
not only did you tell someone our deepest and darkest secret
that were actually die hard in love with each other
but you went and gave away my true gender
now everyone will know
that i have no dick
you dont know what this does to a girl
whos been pretending to be a dude for so long
all those therapy sessions ill need
is on your head now
seriously

i am so sorry, sweetheart.
but i had to tell the world how much i love and value you or else i was going to explode.

Edited 2012-01-21 08:22 (UTC)

im just incredibly offended
sheesh
im like crying and shit
how could you do this to me???

don't cry!
your eyes will go all puffy and you will ruin your mascara.

i dont wear mascara
i mean i would
but the sunglasses just kind of make it useless
i still wear that awesome puffy princess pink lipstick you got me
it makes me feel purdy
pretty
wow how did that even slip out

hahahaha!
oh god, you have such a stupid accent.

[Fuck.]

wow
thats so fucking rude egbert
i cant exactly change the way i sound sometimes
my accent is pretty fucking swag anyways
aint nuttin you can say that wont make it less fuckin swag

ok i guess it is a cool accent.
you sound like nic cage as cameron poe!
nic pulls it off better though.

omg
you did not just
say i sound like nic cage
could you please be a little more discrete with your homosexual boners
towards me
and nic cage
mostly me