13 ♐ Video ♐ B100B100ds Gone Wild

[aim_exorable]

[The video flickers on in someone's lap, and that someone happens to be sitting somewhere high- perhaps a fence? The fence isn't important. What's being filmed is important. Kind of.]

[If you are into two intensely muscular alien men wrestling. Then it is important.]

[To anyone who can recognize the two trolls, it's obviously Equius and Darkleer with the latter keeping the other pinned down to the ground. To anyone unfamiliar with them, it looks like a pair of near identical twins with only Equius' broken horn and slightly less muscular frame being the only differences.]

[Both of them have obviously been at this for a while, if the sweat slicked over their bare torsos is any indication. They're both breathing heavily, breaking apart briefly and just staring at one another. Then Darkleer ducks in, there's a scuffle, and Equius is slammed to the ground with the two of them locked together- muscles flexing, long hair tossed everywhere, skin rubbing against skin. There are gouges in the earth from too much STRENGTH.]

[Whoever is holding the SFC makes a very soft honking noise.]

[Darkleer starts to speak as he struggles to keep Equius down.]

Come on- you can do better- [A grunt.] -don't give up so easily-

[There's a buck, and Darkleer gives a breathless chuckle but doesn't let go. Another soft honk from the camera holder.]

That's it- [A pause as he finally notices the SFC.] Gamzee are you filming this?


[ooc: Replies might come from Darkleer, Equius, Gamzee, and every mix of the three!]

Comments

[Video]

[shippingmath]

[He doesn't even say anything. He's just going to wolf whistle really loudly.]

[Video]

[aim_exorable]

[After they've untangled, Darkleer is just going to raise an eyebrow at that.]

Thank you, Mister Strider...?

[devwocean]

Wwell.

[aim_exorable]

[He had to get his own SFC for this, since Gamzee was... busy with his.]

D --> Is that supposed to mean anything

action;

[420]

Uuuuhhh.

[Well. Shit. He hadn't meant for them to catch him. Just, you know... to record it for. Reasons.

Yeah. Reasons.]

action;

[stayb100ponyboy]

Hey, Gamzee.

[Equius sits up, wiping off his face with the back of one arm.]

I didn't know you were watching.

[Video]

[rebull]

Uh...

[Video]

[aim_exorable]

[After he and Equius wrap it up, so to speak, Darkleer goes over to a nearby large water container, bending over to retriever.]

Hello, Lysunder, give me a moment-

[Picking the large, heavy object with ease, he keeps himself bent down and just empties the entire supply of water over his head. Letting the container fall to the ground, he straightens up and throws his head back. That is quite a curtain of hair, there, thumping against his back and clinging to his skin. Wiping some away from his face, he pulls out his SFC...]

[And there we go, talking to Summoner now on his own SFC. Enjoy the much closer view of his face, water droplets clinging to his eyelashes and his tongue sneaking out to wipe some wetness away from his lips.]

Equius and I were just training. I didn't know Gamzee was recording.

[Video, filtered, sometime later]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Summoner, can I ask you a favor?

[not here] (1/5?)

[bethehugejerk]

[not here] (2/5)

[bethehugejerk]

[not here] (3/5)

[bethehugejerk]

[not here] (4/5)

[bethehugejerk]

[TEXT] (5/5)

[bethehugejerk]

WHAT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.
GAMZEE, WHY ARE YOU FILMING THIS.
WAS THIS ALL NECESSARY
DID THE NETWORK REALLY HAVE TO SEE THESE TWO SWEAT-SLATHERED MUSCLEBEASTS ROLLING ON THE GROUND LIKE THAT
LIKE
SERIOUSLY?
WHAT HAS THIS ACCOMPLISHED??
HAS ANYONE LEARNED ANYTHING???
GAMZEE, I COMMEND YOU FOR SITTING UP HIGH SO AS TO AVOID THE DROWNING HAZARD.
FOR FILMING THIS
I
DON'T EVEN KNOW.
WHAT WAS THE *POINT*???????

Video

[saiyan_prince]

[Things in this video that are interesting to Vegeta:

1 - The participants are clearly not human. Humans have proven themselves to be weaklings time and again, he's tired of messing around with them.

2 - They aren't just scuffling, there's a sort of style to it. They're clearly training.

3 - There are gouges in the ground from the encounter indicating that their strength is far above what a human can muster.]

Are you training?

Video

[stayb100ponyboy]

Yes.

[Oh hey, this guy looks vaguely like Trunks!]

... are you Vegetable?

Video

[aim_exorable]

Correct. Is that something that interests you as well?

[No point in beating around the bush, after all.]

1/who knows I'll tell ya when I'm done

[unconchonable]

[Doot doot putzin' on the SFC.]

2/???

[unconchonable]

[Oh what's this, a video post you say--]

[oceanbreasts]

[ oh oops how did that recording of this broadcast happen to get saved THAT'S SO WEIRD ]

No, why'd you stop?

[ LOOK AT HER FACE SHE IS DISAPPOINTED ]

[aim_exorable]

[Truly a mystery, Roxy!]

Well, we were really just finishing up, Miss Lalonde. I also didn't expect this to be... recorded.

[Thanks for that, Gamzee.]

voice;

[force_a_change]

And here I thought one would have to pay for something like that.

voice;

[aim_exorable]

Well, Miss, you can see wrestling and close combat fighting for sport on any television. It is not a peculiar thing.

video; 1/2

[fulmination]

<sub>[Dear lord this was something he was not expecting to see on the network. While the trolls still fascinate him, he's not sure what to think about this.

No, really. What. Why. Who. What.

This is... Just weird. It almost, almost reminds him a bit of Major Armstrong on top of everything else.

Staring...

Staring......]</sub>

video; 2/2

[fulmination]

_{[And this is the part where he politely clears his throat.]}

I... Honestly don't know what I just watched.

_{[At this rate his brain is going to BSOD one of these days.]}

[Video]

[dotthedisconnect]

[Well that's not what one usually expects to see while perusing the network. Didn't he recognize that voice, though?]

Meow.

[Video]

[aim_exorable]

[He happens to recognize that voice as well! Pulling away from their scuffle, Darkleer gives a faint smile towards the camera.]

Tech? Good afternoon.

[audio]

[grandhighblood]

[A muffled chuckle, meant to be sort of low-toned and pleased sounding. It's been a while since he's bothered talking to Darkleer since...he...killed him yes, but this is a good reason to bother him again. Yup. Sweaty hot wrestling is all the incentive he needs!]

Motherfucker sure knows how to pick 'em, heh heh heh...

[audio]

[aim_exorable]

[That is a voice he did not expect or ever want to hear. There's an aggressive snort and the sound of an extremely strong foot stomp, one that could shake the very earth.]

What are you talking about?

1/3

[bestestfurrend]

[What's this? ]

[bestestfurrend]

[Ooh, she knows! She's seen them training before! Everyone else is so silly to make a fuss!]

[voice]

[faiofmisfortune]

[It took Fai time to recover from his resurrection into Vatheon. A little more tacked on to that to recall everyone he had talked to before Yuui had shown up to take him to his new home. With how poor his vision had been, it's the voice he recognizes more than anything. Matching a face to it has left him surprised and a little curious.]

...Mister Darkleer?

Re: [voice]

[aim_exorable]

[Having by this point pulled away from Equius and finishing their bout, his ears perk at the quiet but familiar voice.]

Hello. Fai, isn't it?