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[This isn't really an accidental video broadcast, though it certainly looks like it. Hubert had turned his SFC on with every intent of requesting back up, but as the feed starts there's a very loud cry from the poor frazzled Lieutenant as the SFC is... stolen.

By the mouth of a very hungry goat.]

NO! GIVE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT!

[A bit of a scuffle ensues as Hubert fights to keep his poor comm from winding up in the gullet of a goat, and he finally manages to yank it free. There's a quiet 'eugh...' at the copious amounts of saliva left on it. The goat lets out an annoyed noise at Hubert and even snaps at him, but Hubert manages to dodge the bite. Around him, several other animals are just wandering around loose in the Amusement Park, and several others have already gotten past the gates.]

This is ridiculous! How did they even escape?! I-- no no no, get away from there!

[This time the SFC just drops and lands pointed up, so nothing more can be seen for a while. There's just a lot of frustrated cries from Hubert, and a lot of mixed animals noises, most of them annoyed that he seems to be attempting to (and failing) to round them up and keep them from escaping.

Eventually, some five minutes later he comes back to his SFC and picks it up, hair a mess, glasses skewed, and a deeper scowl than usual on his features.]

The animals from the petting zoo have escaped. I would very much appreciate some assistance getting them back before they cause any more damage than they already have.

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Aren't you a highly-trained officer in the Strahtan military?

[Malik struggles to keep the smile and humor out of his demeanor.]

[Malik pls.]

Our training never included animal wrangling!

All that training and nothing about how to herd animals? Not even in an issue of Sunscreen Rangers?

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If you're going to patronize me, Captain, then at least do it while helping me.

Fine, fine!

What's your location? I'll be there in a few minutes.

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[Okay this is amusing; and something he can help with.]

Any idea what parts of the town they're in?

[Yeah he's being helpful-but you can totally hear the smile in his voice.]

[Everyone is so amused...

Hubert huffs and adjusts his glasses.]

Many of them have already escaped, but I don't think they've gotten further than the amusement park district...

[In 20/20 Hindsight it'll be funny, Hu. Promise.]

Alright. I can either fix the pens or round 'em up.

[He's finding that difficult to believe right now. Especially when he's staring down a goat who was trying to chew on his jacket a moment ago.]

Any help at all would be appreciated, though I suppose repairing the pens would be needed in order to round them up properly.

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Aww, what's so fuckin' wrong on letting the motherfuckers be free?

They're chewing on everything! Kicking things over, running in to carts-- it's a disaster!

Maybe they got empty foodsacks? Like, what if we'd get the motherfuckers some choice ass pastries to be partaking in? I bet they'd all settle the fuck down then and we could be bros.

Pastries? I hardly think they need something like that.

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It sounds like you have your hands full.

More than a little, yes.

Need some help then?

[Siiiigh]

Yes, please.

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Do you still need some help, Hubert?

[ she's noticed a lot of help offers and all that. ]

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I do, yes. If you could start checking around our neighborhood and seeing if any have gotten that far yet?

Got it. I'll keep you updated!

Thank you, Cheria.

What is the best way to lead them to their proper place?

[Though, from the looks of things, Hubert isn't the best person to ask...]

I suppose if I had a proper answer to that, I wouldn't be struggling so much...

[For once he's not being snippy. He just sounds exasperated at his own inability to handle the situation.]

[Right, then. Strategy time.]

Is it possible to lure them, rather than to herd them?

Lure them?

Hm. Some, maybe.

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